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Small Balding 

A Man who knows no bounds or reality nor existence. He was not born, rather he was created. He knows no bounds f power. He has the perception into the cosmos that no being, even God has ever obtained. Sure Aidan is the alpha, but Small Balding is the alpha raised to the power of Aleph Null.
Average citizen of the cosmos: Did you hear Small Balding created a new plain of existence yesterday?
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dude ur pp size is small
Small by smol doggo February 11, 2021

smalldianaa 

smalldianaa, otherwise known as Diana is one of the kindest people ever. she's constantly reminding people how much if an amazing person they are, showing how much she cares about them. She is so sweet and an adorable person. I am glad to call Diana my friend :)
"Smalldianaa? Oh yeah! Shes the sweetest!"

Small Asshole 

When a person drives a big truck, they pucker up their asshole & drives like they have been fucked up the butt. In other words... Flooring the gas pedal at high velocity speed thinking they own the road.
Or in other instances, riding your ass cause they think they can't be fucked in the ass physically & mentally.
Fucking asshole drives likes they been fucked in the ass today.

Just cause you ride my ass doesn't mean I won't fuck you later. You Small Asshole!

Why not hide this candy bar up your ass & piss it out of your peehole when you're ready to fuck with me for real. I promise you will not win!

smaller creators 

Multi-million or -billion dollar corporations and celebrities. Not ordinary people.
From @TeamYouTube on Twitter:

"To reduce targeted dislike attacks & their impact on creators (esp on smaller creators), you’ll no longer see a public dislike count on YouTube starting today (the dislike button is staying)."

R.I.P. YouTube Dislike Button (2010-2021)
smaller creators by kjoshua November 10, 2021

Small sad 

used when something disappointing happens, but still is sad
"today im feeling kind of down , im feeling small sad"
Small sad by Joe_hungry February 24, 2022

small weiner club 

For the tiny dick people in this world
we treat them like gods
so they can forget the pain of their girls laughing at how small it was
for the three nanometer defeaters
Created by oompaville
Me: im gonna join the small weiner club cus why not
Tod: same man, my three milimeter defeater could use some appreciation
Me: why is yours so big man? i got a three nanometer defeater...