Slinging

to deal, to push, drugs of any kind.

Steve, are you slinging?

Sam, are you still slinging that thing you sling so well?

by Katrina Lynn December 21, 2008

Purple headed yogurt slingers

Mutton dagger, Old Blind Bob, hangin jhonny, fishing rod, tallywhacker, pocketrocket, one eyed trouser trout, ding dong, ankel spanker, pork slourge, engine cranker, hairy hot dog, davie crocket, wang wazzer, weinie wacker, pecker peebee, kidney kracker, heat seeking moisture missle, giggle stick , love whistle, tube steak, uncle dick, purple helmet warrior, CACK AND BALLS

Jessica Brown: OH my god.....how am i gonna fit all of these synonms in my Wet Bologna FLower??? I need more purple headed yogurt slingers in my diet.

by Fat Balls for breakfast April 9, 2008

slaying poon

For a man to have sexual intercourse with a woman; Sexual Intercourse.

"Yo dude sorry i didn't make it out last night i was busy slaying poon."

by Danny gay Jacobs February 10, 2008

Siberian Slingshot

When you rusty trombone a Siberian Huskie, then a fat lady takes a dump into the load of cum, then you mix together the conconction and freeze the mixture. Then you proceed to take the frozen mixture and use a condom as a slingshot to shoot it into someone's anus from a distance of no less than 150 yards.

DJ shot a Siberian Slingshot and it missed and got Jason in the eye.

by GHB21 January 17, 2009

Cheer Up Saying

Sayings that cheer you up about a situation without really doing anything to solve it.

"If life gives you HIV, make HIV AIDS!"

"Dude, that's just a cheer up saying, I still have HIV soon to be AIDS"

by Clarence In Yo Face Fal April 27, 2009

the Cincinnati cum slinger

To build up ones urge to sploog after whackin' one off in front of an audience of young females and finally letting it loose while violently whipping his penis around like a sprinkler.

" I thought i was in love with Brian, But the TRUE LOVE CAME as he did The Cincinnati Cum Slinger all over my pretty little face!"

by brian bays April 12, 2010

Slinging mayonaise

Phrase used to describe the act of masturbating.

Person 1: Hey, why is the camper rocking?

Person 2: Wait a minute. Who the hell is slinging mayonaise?

Asian: No idea. but whoever it is, stop.

Person 1: Yeah beating off with a bunch of guys is lame

by longboarder870 May 4, 2009