Shut your asshole

A synonym for "shut your mouth", that also indicates that only shit (garbage) comes out of one's mouth, therefore replacing "mouth" with "asshole".

Donald: "It has not been easy for me... My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars"
Logical guy: "A million dollars is a small loan? Shut your asshole you orange whiny bitch"

by Anrei October 22, 2017

Shut your sphincter!

Another way to say shut up. Confuses the person you tell this too which usually results in them being quiet. More effective than saying plain ol' shut up. The definition of a sphincter is essentially an opening in the human body (example: mouth)

Nick: Hi I'm Nick. I'm really fucking annoying and laugh at my own jokes. I have no sense of humor and look like a preteen girl. I will be a virgin forev...
Dan: SHUT YOUR SPHINCTER!!
*silence*

by dangerdan101 October 21, 2009

Shut The Fuck Off

American slang, mixed met.

An uncivilized amalgamation of especially vulgar insults, designed for maximum, venomous impact.

“Where is my rent, deadbeat slob?”

“Shut the fuck off, townie. You can’t do shit.”

by Dbag Jones December 16, 2022

eyes glued shut

When eye discharge gets dry and crusty then cause eyes glued shut. The eye kids will be glued together.

CBC news:
The boy was hospitalized because of eyes glued shut.

by Tomytomy October 25, 2015

Shut the Fuck Up

Say it when someone be sayin' some dumb shit.

When someone be saying some dumb shit, give em a bombastic side eye, and say,
"Shut the fuck up."
"Shut the fuck up."
"Shut the fuck up."

by P0PPYTPLAYS August 1, 2023

stick the eyelids shut

Term used by a nefarious whippersnapper that indicates he is looking to be sexually satisfied by receiving a blow job; this then culminates with the act of unloading of jizz on the face of the fellator, hence the idea that their eyes would be sprayed with cum and then dry shut.

If you hate getting cum in your eyes, you better hide... I heard Snapper say he's looking to "stick the eyelids shut"...

by pstalldude January 20, 2023

Shut the fuck up

Shut the fuck up nobody cares about what ur shitty name says on urban dictionary. Would literally rather watch paint dry than swipe through another one of those generic vague posts where everyone is supposedly sexy and handsome. Stop trying to get validation from a website you fucks

“Dude check out my name on Urban Dictionary”

“SHUT THE FUCK UP”

by 23bugsymalon3 November 22, 2021