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Frisco High School

Frisco High School where the bathrooms are juul rooms and where everyone’s faker than kim kardashian’s ass. That shits always dead and everywhere u step that hellholes cold as fuck, like fr that bitch colder than an igloo. Tons of kids come to school higher than their gpa and the staff never notices because they are oblivious. Frisco High “The Origanal” is definitely not the place to be.
Did you see that “Frisco High School” party? -Jimmy
“Yes that shit looked dead” -Juan
by friscohighisntthemove October 15, 2018
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Marvin Ridge High School

Marvin is 22 miles south of Charlotte. Recently it was unofficially dubbed the town full of the most rich people in the state of North Carolina. We have a fast growing population of 6,500. The rich kids (the families who make more than $350,000) attend Marvin Ridge, the richest, newest, and highest rated high school out of the thirteen in Union County.

A school dichotomized by two major factions -- nerds/aspiring students and the rest of the athletes /rich kids. Central is also paradoxical in many forms.

Case-in-points:

1) Our School is home to a kid who got no questions wrong on both the SAT and the ACT -- despite the fact that he was stoned during both tests.

2) Often a locus for great athleticism, Marvin Ridge routinely succeeds in football and basketball. After the sports games, it is not unusual to see a kid picked up in a Rolls Royce Phantom.

3) We are located in one of the wealthiest cities in the state of North Carolina, yet our school is always the last school to get new computers because the rich white kids will just tear them up in 3 months because they have Affluenza.

4) Finally, Marvin Ridge is horribly over-crowded. However, it's still better than sending your kids to a private school, as Marvin Ridge has better test scores than said school- probably.

Our motto is the Mavericks, and I'm sure the rich people at our school could win a lawsuit with Ford if needed.
Marvin Ridge High School is a raucous concrete jungle, but I sure as hell will not miss it.
I love the smell of money in Marvin Ridge High School.

At Marvin Ridge High School, it will not be uncommon to announce the winner of a national award, or a 36 ACT, and have the fire alarm pulled in the same day.

At MRHS, I saw many preppy kids, interspersed with nerds and stoners.

I wish our school had a pool, but I'm sure some rich white guy will have one installed someday because of how rich the school is.

The grafitti in the MRHS men's restroom indicates that our school is filled with many preppy, Republican, closet Neo-Nazis.
by PrayToLose June 25, 2021
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The New School

A progressive, famous, non-traditional university in New York City's Greenwich Village neighborhood.

You know you go to The New School when most of your classmates are bilingual or trilingual, a third of them have written books, and the girl who sits next to you opened at Carnegie Hall last week. (Yet for all their fancypants achievements, you know that your classmates are really just laid-back neo-hippies.)

Peace, love, and Nietzsche, man.
It's said you can't graduate from The New School unless you participate in at least one weird protest.
by zigzag_peanutbutter September 14, 2010
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elementary school

The best damn thing of my life. There was no detentions back then. You just either had to apologize or sit timeout. You actually made friends for who you were. The teachers were way nicer and you actually got rewarded for doing good work.
Elementary school was fun. Now that Im in retarded high school I was I was back in elementary school
by One little hellian November 13, 2017
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School

The learning of the ability to sleep in many different environments and adapting to the comfort levels of various desks, tables, and chairs.
Mom, "Billy, wake up. It's time for school."

Billy, jumping out of his bed, filled with excitement, yells, "Oh, boy! Time to go back to bed!"
by Lord Razzola August 16, 2007
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Middle school

Middle school is a place that can either be fun, or shitty. Actually, it's mostly shitty.

Grades- 5-8 or 6-8 or even 7-8

It consists of perverted boys trying to get into any girls pants just to say they fxcked someone.

Girls that were all sweet and dressing in what their mom's picked out for them in elementary school will turn into complete sluts (most of them) and try and give a blowjob to anyone.

DRAMA, DRAMA, DRAMA.
Teachers act like they know everything in the universe, when in actuality, they know just a little bit more then us, sometimes less -_-.

The place where people most likely become depressed.

6th grade- You're short, nerdy, oblivious to everything and anything that's gonna happen to you later in your middle school years. You actually TRY on your work and most likely get good grades.

7th grade- This is the place where you hit puberty HARD, horny little boys, slutty little girls. Cliques come in, you lose your best friends that you had in 6th grade. You get more homework and projects. The teachers stare at you wierd cause you're all in that akward stage of puberty where some of the guys are actually getting tall, and where most everybody is pimple-faced. You'll care about your grades and school work for about 3/4 of the year, then, all your motivation pretty much dies.

8th grade- Probably the best year there, you're the oldest and teachers cut you some slack. HAHAH just kidding, they don't cut you slack! They give you LOADS of homework trying to "prepare" you for highschool. Yeah, preparing and copying are two completely different things. BUT, you get a prom and graduation at the end, and you find out who your REAL friends are and who were the fakes. Nobody gives a shit about their work anymore. MOST people will stop wearing designer clothes EVERY SINGLE DAY and might possibly wear what they actually like. Some of the groups go away..but be aware, they come back.
Soon to be 6th grade girl: OMG! I can't WAIT for Middle School! It's gonna be so awesome! I'll have sooo much freedom and I'll be so popular!

Graduating 8th grader: I actually feel bad for you. I'll take the pleasure of being the first one to welcome you to 3 years of almost complete hell.

Soon to be 6th grader: Psh, yeah right. It's gonna be awesome!

6th grader turns into 8th grader and 8th grader turns into 10th grader.

10th grader: So, how're you liking middle school NOW?

8th grader: Holy fuck...it sucks, please...PLEASE, get me out of here.
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Soon to be 6th grade boy: Boobs...mm

Graduating 8th grader: Dude, shut the hell up you little pervert, you're NOT gonna get a girl like that...god.
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Algebra 1 teacher: Jamie, why don't you come up to the board and solve the quadratic polynomial long division problem WITHOUT your calculator? Come on, it'll be fun! :D

Jamie: *Left eye involuntarily twitches*

Teacher: Jamie?

Jamie: *Gives algebra teacher a blank stare*

Inside Jamies head: *cricket...cricket...*
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English Literature teacher: Ok class, tonights homework is to read pages 1-237 and write a 1350 word book report on the chapters that you have read, and your thoughts on the exciting chapters that lie ahead for you. Oh, and it's due tomorrow, on my desk, by 9:00 A.M, and it must be Laminated and have a colorful front page. Thats all, you may go.

Students: Stare at her with expressionless faces

*one kid falls out of their chair and has miniature spasms on floor*
*one by one the other children follow in his footsteps and have spasms also*

Teacher: Oh god, not again...*calls school nurse to come up to the classroom and make them stop convulsing*
by JessieJawBreaker July 31, 2009
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New School Gaming

New School Gaming is a style of play for TTRPGs that seeks to emulate video game play. It has a focus on railroaded play where player decisions do not affect the outcome of the game. Instead of having a risk of death for the characters, the game is dumbed down and made easier so that winning is assured and nothing difficult is encountered. Use of your imagination is discouraged and skills related to being able to think outside the box are not needed.
New School Gaming is all about all round pegs for all round holes, total uniformity and nothing unique.
by Dragonsfoot Member Since 2002 November 17, 2019
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