Mississippi Mud Slide

To freeze a piece of shit and roger your partner with it. As it melts the poo will slide down her/his legs.

When she awoke I told her that she had left a candy bar in her ass crack by mistake; I was ashamed to admit I had given her the Mississippi Mud Slide while she was sleeping.

by Reginald Titus September 11, 2003

slide rule

Used as an adjective, this means old-fashioned, out-of-date. Usually applied to attitudes.

Man, Mr. McMahon is so slide rule! Why does he always use long division, when there's a calculator right on his desk?

by pentozali May 1, 2008

Slide Glide

A mistress or woman on the side

When things aren't going well at home, you can go over to your slide glide and relax and get some release.

by Deputy Dawg 289 April 14, 2011

Slide

To give away something, usually without expecting something in return.

Person 1: Yeah, I got the answers for the test so I passed.
Person 2: Yup, slide that real quick.

by Amer1c_an May 13, 2022

Red-eared slider

The act of motor boating a woman's vagina while she is on her period until the blood spreads far enough to make your ears red.

Bob went down on a woman who was menstruating to get his first red-eared slider.

by nadabus December 5, 2010

ScLientist

A portmanteau "typo" made by merging the two words "scientist" and "lie." Probably first used on the internet and/or on Yahoo! Answers in the Religion & Spirituality forum. Origionally, it was used by angry or trolling Christians and Creationists who were against the theories made by scientists and evolutionists because they allegedly violate the order of the Bible. Today, people on the internet, including scientists, often use the word "ScLientist" as their username and bring it up with the intention to mock and degrade the Creationists' poor education in science.

Why won't those dumb Atheists get it? Evolution is a joke! It's just another ridiculous theory those scLientists want you to believe.

OR

Creationist: Why do people believe in gravity when there is NO PROOF that it exists?

Scientist: Because if you jump off a roof, you'll fall to the ground. But what do we know; we're just scLientists after all, right?

by Tess the ScLientist™ May 21, 2011

Nose slide a rail

Code for snorting a line of a powdered drug, preferably cocaine.

Tom and Pete are snorting coke in the basement while Toms mom is around.
Pete says: Hey Tom, wanna nose slide a rail real fast?
Tom says: Sure bro *winks*

by minnesota_stoner January 1, 2009