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schrödinger's theory

someting is both not somthing and is something at the same time
bro schrödinger's theory gose like this dude, that fire is both hot and not hot until you touch it.
by henry stickmin123 December 29, 2020
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schrodinger's existentialism

The belief that something can only exist if you believe in its existance, therefore, making you the god of all in your existence
Dude, I am schrodinger's existentialism...
by ApocEclipse January 8, 2021
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Schrödinger's Gay

When the author of a love song doesn't say who the song is for (He or She). They often use YOU for reference to whom they sing it for, to hide the reality. Often used by 80s/90s singers.
W: "Last Christmass I gave you my heart, but the very next day you gave it away"
P: I love this song. The girl in the music video is really lucky for having him.
R: Actually he never said who, he sings for.
P: Well then I guess he is a Schrödinger's Gay
by KínaiZsidó January 11, 2021
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Schrödinger's Closet

The act of a LGBTQ+ community member of coming.
The Schrödinger part is if the others act homophobic, the LGBTQ+ member can say it was a joke.
Person 1: Hey, how do I come out to my friends?
Person 2: Pull off a Schrödinger's Closet, works even better during April's Fools Day
by ElectroniK February 19, 2021
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Schrödinger's Sex

The process of a male human having intercourse with another male human, who has a fleshlight up his anal cavity making him gay and not gay at the same time
Hi Mark, lets take a room and no one will know if we have Schrödinger's Sex
by Mr.Kainn March 11, 2021
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Schrödinger's Sex

verb

The process of a male human having intercourse with another male human, who has a fleshlight up his butthole so that it is gay and not gay at the same time.
Examples : Hi Mark, Here put this up your ass so that we can have Schrödinger's Sex
by Perseus1405 March 11, 2021
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Schrödinger's Fetus

When your girl says the opposite of her pregnancy test results. Usually used to end or continue a relationship that is either failing or needs to end.
Guy 1: "Bro, I think my girlfriend has Schrödinger's Fetus!"
Guy 2: "Damn bro, that sucks. You should try to get the results yourself."
Guy 1: "I should"
by Bipto3964 January 16, 2021
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