Schlorbis

A type of vaporizer or e cigarette designed to be small and discreet. Also called a JUUL

Bro lemme hit the schlorbis

by Jillbill321 May 31, 2019

SchlongBong

An insult to a person , relevant to a Blowjob dildo, you know , a toy just for sucking dick as it implies smoking on a SchlongBong is like smoking on a Schlong so smoking on a dick and uh, you know the rest.

"Oh shut the fuck up, SchlongBong."

by ibeatmameat August 28, 2019

schlonger

someone who is being dumb so you wanna be nice

you fricken.. schlonger donger bonger.

(rhymes are not needed)

by SATANICA.EXE September 26, 2019

schlong

when you’re gay and your dick is really long even if you don’t have a dick

dude this line is almost as long as my schlong
hell yeah it is dude

by richiefricketyfrackingtozier October 20, 2019

schlong

a way for describing a massive peen. or a way of saying someone has a peen.

did you see that last night?! dylan has a massive schlong

by himama November 26, 2019

Schlong

The biggest dick you’ll ever see. If he has a schlong, he’ll skull fuck you harder than you’ve ever been fucked. He’ll give you the biggest orgasm with his 33 1/2 inch schlong

Girl: “Nice dick😉”
Guy: “it’s not a dick”
Girl: “what is it then”
Guy: “ITS A SCHLONG

by Sexy_chicken643 February 21, 2020

Schlong

The act of hitting a golf ball particularly far and straight

I schlonged that ball down the fairway.

by Ragerz17 January 15, 2020