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salmon hand

When ones hand is limp to the wrist, and one flops it around while saying with a lisp or in a partially thick voice "SALMON HAND!!!" Derived from Derek, and can also be found in a handshake, when one's hand is limp.
Ben: Salmon hand!!!!
Thomas: Salmon hand!!!!
by T-Sizzle! June 11, 2006
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Salomon

Salomon is a dirty wet back who wears blue jackets and red jackets everyday of his life. He enjoys playing fortnite all day without making contact to the outside world. He also likes devouring fat cock down his mouth without hesitation. Overall Salomon is an immigrant that doesn't have a green card and should be sent back to where he came from.
Damn what is that Salomon doing here why isn't he playing fortinte
by MEDIUM GAY March 8, 2018
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Salmond

Salmond stands for the person in the crowed that no one notices until they do something outlandish. They usually try to become the center of attention whether they like it or not. The word originated from Salmon which is close to the type of fish so calling someone a Salmond (SAL-mond) can mean that they like to swim or that they just rock out all the time. Personal prefderance applied.
Dude! That kid is like Salmond! He can swim ALL day!
by thatguy2088 October 24, 2009
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salmoned

the act of someone slapping their hands against the inside of another persons thighs, often a measure of just how much inner-thigh fat they have.
A big girl looks upset in the corner at a party....

girl: What's wrong with that girl in the corner?

guy: Hahaha! She just got salmoned.
by xxcoffeefeen March 10, 2010
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smoked out of my salmon

A common term used to describe the experience of being heavily stoned.
"Man I'm fuckin smoked out of my salmon!"
by Jon 85 LK July 4, 2006
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COLD SALMON (faj)

Someone who is fridgid and wont do anything with their bitch.
Faj, AKA... Derek Rempel
by Pat The Phunky Homosapien June 28, 2003
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salmoned

The process of rebooting a server or edmunding but when the server does not come back up successfully
Damn it, I thought that edmunding that server would sort out the problems but I think I have salmoned it now
by mattywhi June 21, 2007
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