salty seconds

When a drunk girl during a party performs oral sex on a male counterpart and swallows the liquid explosion, then returns to the party and makes out with someone else.

"Yo....Katie just sucked me off and swallowed my load and now she making out with some other dude. That homo just got my salty seconds."

by Nick Tahou January 25, 2006

Salty Pirate

A Guy is Jerkin it into some broads face. He Skeet's (shoots his load) directly into her eye. Therefore she's temporarly or permanently blind in that eye (depends on how good of a shot one made). now your pirate has one eye, just like having an eyepatch. The next step is to give her a swift kick to the shin. this will cause her to hobble about franticly ( just like a pirate with a wooden leg on his ship ). This part is what everyone is forgetting (because they don't know what salty pirating is all about ) ,YOU NEED SOUND EFFECTS!. the "Yaarrrhhh" commonly used for pirate type speech is produced when you give her an unnexpected Karate Chop to the throat. So by now you'll have a Girl hopping about with one eye yelling in a piraty voice. try to get a quick picture with your camera phone or if your phone (like mine) has video then video the whole process. Make sure to run away cause pirates are nasty!

-"Do you mind if i give you a Salty Pirate?"

-"Dude, i gave your ex-girlfriend the Salty Pirate! That'll teach her for dumping you!"

by Editor of UB! April 25, 2006

Salty Cracker

A game that jocks play in the locker rooms, where they gather in a circle and beat off onto a salty cracker. Whoever comes last has to eat it. Which further proves my theory that jocks are fags.

I'm sure some jock's lose on purpose.

by benwad934 October 7, 2004

Salty Pirate

The Process in which a male cums into the eye of someone then kicks them bloody hard in the shin so they jump on one leg covering one eye shouting "Y'arrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh!"

"Shut it woman or i'll give you a salty pirate to think about!"

by Adam The Salty Pirate Baron September 5, 2005

Salty Volcano

When a man or woman has a tracheotomy, takes out the speaking device and a man cums in the hole, erupting out the receivers mouth! Much like a volcano...

I was banging away at this girls trach hole and when I came, she looked like a salty volcano!

by Tracy Ray April 24, 2008

Salty Nostril

To cum on a table and have her snort it

Brian: I gave Jenna a salty nostril
Mike: You made her snort your cum?
Brian: Hell Yes!!
William: Thats Nuts

by SemperFi2013 March 1, 2007

Salty Cowboys

Salty Cowboys are a Sponsored, Professional Fishing Team based out of Madeira Beach, Florida's West Coast. The Salty Cowboys are popular and highly recognizable by their patriotic uniforms and straw cowboy hats. They are also know for their hunting prowess.

The "Salty Cowboys" are weighing in another big fish for the WIN!

by KINGrasii November 15, 2018