Richard Gere'd 

When a man saves a woman from her miserable life (due to having no money, a kid, being a whore, or all of the above) by taking her in and making her a normal person in return for sex (ie What Richard Gere did in Pretty Woman).

If that broke bitch wasn't Richard Gere'd by Jamal, she would still be out on the streets.

Richard Gere'd by sundaynightrevival August 30, 2010

Richard Simpkin

British tank officer. Known for his theoretical work on manouevre warfare and expertise on russian langauge. Wrote many books about Sovjet manouevre theory. Translated works from M.N Tukhachevskij and parts from Field Manual 36 (PU-36) in his book Deep Battle.

Person 1. "According to Richard Simpkin soviet manouevre warfare consists of a turning force which interacts with holding force who simultanously engage the enemy over his entire depth and break down his defences".
Person 2. "Im not shitting you man. You will NEVER EVER get laid."

Richard Simpkin by Hamza April 25, 2006

Richard/Dick Archer (Stumpy)

Someone who has lost their left thumb and testicle. The testicle is now in a pickle jar and the thumb is on a shelf. This person is also straight edge and although he says he doesn't need signs to prove he is straight edge, he has a t-shirt saying straight edge in big bold writing that can't be missed because his belly sticks out making the writing stick out. Watch out or he'll get his choid out(if you don't know what a choid is look it up on this site-definition 1). He may also give you a mushroom tattoo.

oh no here comes EL STUMP, backs against the walls, corks at the ready.

Richard/Dick Archer (Stumpy) by James Wilkinson November 8, 2004

Richard Simmons Shit 

When you take a shit and you swear you lost 30 lbs.

I swear I lost 30 lbs after that Richard Simmons Shit.

Richard Simmons Shit by xxl84 October 11, 2009

Richard Crainium 

In The Meanin Of "Dick Head" Richard For Dick And Crainium For Head.

That Guy Was a Richard Crainium

Richard Crainium by tex115 March 24, 2010

Richard Ramirez 

Richard Ramirez is a Mexican-American man from El Paso, Texas who was a serial killer, rapist, intruder, and robber. He was also known as the “Night Stalker” who committed horrible crimes around the 1980s, in which multiple families and American residents had to suffer his attacks in Los Angles, California. He was also a self-proclaimed satanist. Imagine a reptile-looking deranged man with yellow crooked teeth, a sharp jawline, and dark eyes which if you stare at it too long you might get nightmares. Apperately, he is the most over-sexualized serial killer out there because mentally ill, delusional females would express their love for him regardless of him being - um really fucking dead, and a seriously horrible person - I mean, come on, his first victim was 9 years old! Are you kidding me? Don’t read the other definitions.

Richard Ramirez is a killer.

Richard Ramirez by MsJacques October 16, 2022

Richard Gere 

A Richard Gere is when two guys give a girl a Sunny St. James, the three of them cum at the same time and poop out a hampster

Damn those ass bandits, they just gave that greasy shawtay a nasty ole' Richard Gere

Richard Gere by StayStoked November 30, 2010