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retarded ballerina

a retarded ballerina is a ballerina (best portrayed in Rihanna's Umbrella video) which creeps along on its pointed toes and struggles to maintain balance on the small appendages. A deformed, retarded ballerina is one that is missing some or all of its toes and fumbles around on partial or complete stubs of their feet. They normally smell like rotting onions and have extremely long tits.
Mitch-Dag son... here comes that fuckin' retard ballerina again I say we kick it in the toes and hope it falls over

Tom- Nahh son thats a "deformed retarded ballerina" it doesn't have many toes to kick... lets lead it towards a pothole, then it will definately trip.

Mitch- Sick Plan ...get the shovel

retarded monkey

The 43rd president of the United Stated of America: George W. Bush
There are many factors which affect the global policies of the United States, not least of which is the sad fact that its citizens elected a retarded monkey as their leader.
retarded monkey by ZenCow July 3, 2006

Retarded bird

When you lie on the ground and look like you retarded and fell out of a tree.
Look, aaron is bustin out the retarded bird!
Retarded bird by RLOVE March 3, 2003

retarded tard 

-A retard who is also a tard. Dumb as fuck but pretends to be smart by using big words and typing long essays that doesnt sense.

-someone who gets high or drunk while trolling on urban dictionary most likely a loser by nature with a vendetta against an imaginary enemy.
you're a fucking retarded tard get a life. What's your IQ? Mines is on the above average range.
retarded tard by YouneedMEds March 26, 2010

retarded echo 

1. when you ask a person to do something in the form of a request and the person pretends like they don't understand. Then they repeat the action which you wish them to perform back a to you thus becoming your retarded echo.

2. a human parrot who repeats what someone says as if they cannot think of something interesting to say themselves.
1. Sally: "Hey Bob, could you take out the trash?"

Bob: "Take out the trash?"

Sally: "There goes that retarded echo again..."

2. Bully 1: "Shut up dumbfuck!"

Bully 2: "Yeah, Shut up dumbfuck!"
retarded echo by tiabliaj March 15, 2011

Retarded Bieber Mode 

The mode when Justin Bieber is drunk usually associated with an upside down head and actions like serenading old ladies naked
Uh oh Justin Bieber has entered retarded Bieber mode everyone panic!!!