Enigma rating 1

A puzzle or exercise (an "enigma") so mind-blowingly simple you probably shouldn't post it on social media to emphasise how cool your national security operation is

"Enigma rating 1: can you see how the following words are related? cheese, feet, penis, drain

by seaturtles83 April 22, 2025

Cut rate dick

A below-market rate private detective who generates results at expectation or below what was requested by a client. Usually a person who was a burnt out or fired ex-cop or was never able to be a cop.

I can’t believe this cut rate dick couldn’t even find the person!

by Neil Sportsfan January 16, 2023

George’s Rates

When someone in the DHS group chat is being a snake and disrespect a girls property.

George-“Someone In here is actually a rat”
Finn-“everyone show last time you messaged her”
George-“but I’ve been messaging her”
Finn-“that’s George’s Rates”

by Finnnnevanssssss October 27, 2019

Bate Rate

Defined as jerking off for an hourly rate. Coined originally by Eslizza.

Bate rate? That’s your day rate.

by Eslizza March 15, 2025

Rate

Rate is a military term that is used when speaking between two Marines or sailors. It’s ship slang when referring to one’s status within the rank structure. Different ranks rate different privileges and customs when interacting with subordinate peers.

Typically this term is used when inferring someone doesn’t have the necessary status to do something.

A boot checks into the new unit, two NCOs walk up smoking and joking. This boot walks up and starts bullshiting like he’s earned his status. One of his NCOs will most likely say “You d-mb b!tch you must think you’re back on the block right? You don’t RATE, why don’t you unf—k yourself and go to parade rest before I use your a—hole as a boot strap”

Boot Pfc : Hey Sergeant, can I get a beer too?

Sergeant: B!tch, you don’t rate. I guess we just think we’re boys right?

by Greener Weener July 6, 2023

rack rate

The regular cost of a product or service without discounts.

The company offered us a substantial discount, but to avoid appearance of favor or bias, we must pay the regular rack rate plus tax.

by i suck too March 22, 2023

Federal Funds Rate

The interest rate at which banks lend to each other overnight when the bank manager accidentally spent too much of the deposits on yachts and mansions. The Fed attempts to influence this in order to set interest rates for monetary policy, but unfortunately nobody gives a shit about what Jerome Powell thinks.

Bob illegally spent $500 million of customer deposits on luxury yachts a private island in the Bahamas. He had to borrow extra money at a Federal Funds rate of 5%, to meet the liquidity requirements.

by grilledpotatoes January 17, 2025