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pube

verb

to pube

to place a hair from the pubic male region on a piece of food to be served to a customer usually though not necessarily, by a worker of the establishment
"i was pubed last night by the guys at jj's" (past tense)
by ZeusJJ9 February 4, 2008
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pubes

1.What Ke$ha gets drunk on.
2.What Ke$ha gets high on.
3.What Kesha brushes her teeth with.
4.What Ke$ha is really singing about.
5.What Ke$ha likes to eat for breakfast.
6.What Ke$ha wipes her ass with.
1. "Duuuude did you hear? Ke$ha got drunk on pubes again.
2. "Earlier today I saw Ke$ha smoking some pubes on the street."
3.Contrary to the thought of brushing her teeth with a bottle of jack, Ke$ha uses pubes instead.
4. "This place about to bloooowww" = "Your pubes are my pubes"
5. I had pancakes this morning, but Ke$ha had herself some nice, fresh pubes.
6. Kesha likes to use pubes as toilet paper.
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Pube

An individual whom is in and/or going through the stages of puberty. Usually annoying to be around and in some cases often can be described as cantankerous, confused, capricious and/or awkward, depending on the individual.
"I did not go into the swimming pool because I noticed that there were pubes floating around in it."
by buggtard August 3, 2009
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Pube Master

A person with a very pubey belly, face, ears (their whole body) who is fat and strolls
by Grant Ainsworth November 26, 2003
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Puberty

Acne, mood swings, obsessive sexual desires, wet dreams, menstruation, breasts, hair everywhere, penis enlargement. Basically the hell I'm going through before I can become an adult.
Fuck puberty
by LiftedStarfish March 6, 2016
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Statue of Puberty

Euphemism: Meaning 'erect penis'

To have a somewhat larger than usual 'semen submersible'

The thing which stands out the most during puberty,

Similar to the Statue of Liberty unveiled on October 28th 1886, except a regular penis does not come with torch, face, stola or sandals. (Usually.)
Other euphemisms like 'Statue of Puberty' include...

Morning Glory
Bishop's Crosier
Hugh Jwang
Stomp On
Stiffey
A Barred Dock
by Sir Bartholomew McTavish October 9, 2009
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Shaving the house pubes

I yesterday I saw my grandma shaving the house pubes.
Mexicans are good at shaving house the pubes.
by backentrybananza August 5, 2010
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