pseudo love

When a female believes that a boy loves her when in actuallity the boy wishes the bitch was dead. Can go bofe wayz.

You still think I &$^%You must have a touch of that pseudo love because I actually wish that you were dead. get over it bitch don't flatter urself. You gots corn nibblets foe teef and you butt ugly icecream man/liquor store owner made bitch.

by dudeUlove January 12, 2010

pseudohomosexuality

the act of acting gay with friends. usually spoken with a lot of lisp

so, I don't know, maybe we could just have some buttsex and then cuddle.

that is pseudohomosexuality

by matt w l May 28, 2007

Pseudo-non-gay boyfriend/girlfriend

(png bf/gf) Significant other of no particular significance but to:
A.) Approve/disapprove outfits before heading to clubs to hunt for boys/girls
B.) Give advice on what the opposite sex means by texts/non-verbal physical communications
C.) Be up for dinner or a movie at any given moment in the absence of a "real date"
D.) Have long conversations or short funny ones as long as they are amusing or supportive
E.) Approve/disapprove waxing options
F.) Screen all possible hook-ups and/or bootycalls for applicability.....

1. Good lord can you hang out with anyone besides your pseudo-non-gay boyfriend/girlfriend, jeez!
2. What's up with you and your pseudo-non-gay girlfriend/boyfriend! DUDE, come on! They're totally blockin' tonight!

by acyd_byrn_70_65270 October 18, 2008

pseudo-sis

to affiliate oneself to a non-relative female when enebriated for the sole purpose to get free drinks at a bar at 3am and if the cards are right there will be pseudo-incest later in the evening.

Pseudo-Bro: Hey bartender this is LC (pseudo-sis) she is my sister.

Bartender: You are LC's brother?? Well then drinks are on the house!

Pseudo-Bro: Sweet!

by Lanserlicious September 5, 2007

pseudomarried

living with your baby daddy or boyfriend as a married yet independent from each other couple.

"Hey Maria, you're still single right?" "No Ron, I'm pseudomarried."

by Sinnamon February 23, 2009

Pseudo-hobo

The pseudo-hobo is usually a younger homeless man that is homeless not due to hardships or mental disorders but rather from disillusioned hippy ideals and/or an addiction to laziness and often crystal meth. Pseudo-hobos thrive in college towns where they try to land naive college girls, who will offer them a couch to crash on much to the dismay of her roommates.

They are most easily spotted by their grundgy apparel usually consisting of baggy clothes or hipstery clothing. They almost always are near a public computer wear they can get easy access to porn and myspace accounts.

"Dude someone has to let me borrow their phone! I just got this girls number on myspace"-Pseudo-hobo #1

"Shut up I'm busy jerking off on this public computer"-Pseudo-hobo #2

by JTTTTTTTTTTT June 24, 2010

Pseudo-Nigga

A ‘Pseudo-Nigger’ is a person whom is of European descent though sees there skin colour as an excuse to say My Nigga. For example, Turkish people were never oppressed in the sense that gives them the right to say My Nigga, thus making them a Pseudo-Nigga.

Emre: “My Nigga.”
Real Nigga: “My Nigga you can’t say that, you be a Turk-Nigga!” *chomps into chicken wing*
Emre: “My Nigga”
Emre is a Pseudo-Nigga.

by OmgItzGeorge May 21, 2019