pseudo-sis

to affiliate oneself to a non-relative female when enebriated for the sole purpose to get free drinks at a bar at 3am and if the cards are right there will be pseudo-incest later in the evening.

Pseudo-Bro: Hey bartender this is LC (pseudo-sis) she is my sister.

Bartender: You are LC's brother?? Well then drinks are on the house!

Pseudo-Bro: Sweet!

pseudo-sis by Lanserlicious September 5, 2007

pseudovision 

As explained in John Green's "Paper Towns", a pseudovision is a subdivision that was plotted but never built or finished and has been abandoned.

Margo was not in the pseudovisions, I had decided.

pseudovision by Awkward Addict July 2, 2014

pseudomiszophilapecuniosity 

Literal Latin translation: false hatred of animals that love money.

George is disallowed to go to the zoo now on account of his recent diagnosis of pseudomiszophilapecuniosity. He has been reacting strangely to animals with various amounts of cash obtained from reluctant zoo guests. What a tragedy!!

pseudomiszophilapecuniosity by WALDO. That is all. May 27, 2010

pseudossiah 

A beastly white, mexican male with a jew curl and a top knot in a jean jacket.

spacefluffy is a pseudossiah

pseudossiah by pobudz April 30, 2006

pseudosimianism 

Noun. The belief that humans in offices can have as great a value as a monkey in the universe.

Pseudosimianism is based on the fundamental belief that an infinite number of humans in an infinite number of offices using an infinite number of computers will eventually type an e-mail of equal quality and value to that produced by a single monkey hammering away on a single typewriter for five minutes.

pseudosimianism by Stuart Concannon March 10, 2005

Pseudovisor 

A complete idiot that has self-designated authority in a work environment to micromanage and police others. This person has self-proclaimed self-importance and thus self-authoritity to bully others according to loose definitions of office policies. This person feels insecure by nature, has probably been molested as a child, and feels threatened by others due to lack of any relevant talent or skill relating to thier actual job. Weasel.

Him: I just busted the pseudovisor spying over my shoulder to see what I was doing! WTF!?!

Her: What a douchebag! He should focus on his own lack of talent and skill and get his ass to work!

Him: No shit, Sherlock. But he IS my PSEUDOVISOR!

Pseudovisor by Death Wish October 9, 2008

Pseudovisor 

The person left in charge when the boss is gone. Has no real authority, just added responsibilities. Can be a nice person or a nasty one.

Coworker: Man I love it when Bob is pseudovisor; he always brings in donuts. I wish he was our real supervisor.

Pseudovisor by claidheamdanns July 23, 2012