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No Problobama

The ease, grace, and grit by which the Democratic nominee dispatches seemingly endless and potentially campaign ending controversies.
Barack Obama summarily dispatched and boldly publicly distanced his relationship with Reverand Wright; he has successfully beaten the most powerful political machine after a primary and caucus marathon; he has stood up and gone on the offensive defending his foreign policy platform to open up dialogue with conditions with leaders worldwide; and he has said pointedly, "lay off my wife".

No Problobama.
by Chris Macavedie June 12, 2008
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classic bracket problem

Phrase used by Mr.Schlabra during the 2003 class of Computer Science.

Referred to the java programming when an error came up during debug.
*Computer blows up*

Mr.Schlabra: Classic bracket problem!
by larstait October 27, 2003
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drug problem

a drug problem is when an unsuspecting person has been drugged by someone as a result of organized crime or some other form of malicious mischief. a drug problem is best usually ongoing and administered in a variety of ways through coffee, cups, clothing, projectiles, food or other sneaky means like toothpaste, contact lenses etc.
Some people use drug problems to destory the competition.
I don't use drugs recreationally and hate drug problems.
by nick May 19, 2006
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problem solvered

Nineties catch phrase used within Australia. Originates from an ad campaign by the Solver Paints chain store.
Need paint? Problem solvered!
by _Steve April 9, 2008
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problemless

Moot, unflappable, having no problems, everything is relative.
You can't belittle my life because I am problemless.
by jmttmnj February 7, 2009
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problematic

When asked by the service technician at the garage if his automobile transmission was a stick shift, Bubba, having just attained a GED, replied, "No, problematic."
by harry flashman September 1, 2003
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First World Problems

The lesser known working title to Canadian singer/songwriter Alanis Morissette's hit song "Ironic".

Many have been confused as to the choice of ironic as the songs title when the lyrics are more unfortunate than ironic.

In fact there in lies the only thing ironic, it was written by someone who didn't know the definition of irony.
If you read through the lyrics you can clearly see where she was coming from with "First World Problems" as the working title as seen below;

1)It's like rain on your wedding day

2)A traffic jam when you're already late

3)It's a free ride when you've already paid

4)It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife

5)A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break

That being said, having the song contain a verse about a husband "kiss(ed) his kids goodbye" get on a plane and have it crash is neither a First World Problems, unfortunate or ironic. It's just messed up.
by cairbre January 11, 2012
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