by NoFaceNoFlame July 23, 2019
When you're stuck listening to crappy songs on pandora because you can't skip any more for the hour.
Damn now I have to listen to Justin Bieber's bitch ass cuz I skipped too many songs...I'm in pandora prison...
by ObsidianHateShinobiKillsAll April 29, 2012
Why would you have a baby by a prison pigeon?
by Supersswg August 31, 2018
When someone grabs you by the balls and gruesomely yanks them as hard as they can. This can result in either an extreme case of blue balls or a ripped appendage altogether.
Fred: Why is Jeremy holding his fucking nuts like that?
Alfred: He got prison yanked for ratting the boys out.
Fred: I hope I never have to experience that.
Alfred: He got prison yanked for ratting the boys out.
Fred: I hope I never have to experience that.
by rustyspoonz July 21, 2014
by SnakeCambridge March 29, 2015
by podemb October 03, 2023
When your failures in life are attributed to something other than your bad decisions/choices.
Something inherent, something that you are born with that hinders your ability to function properly in society, lead a normal and fullfilling life, attract a partner etc.
Typically men are affected more severely by this than woman (according to statistics)
Something inherent, something that you are born with that hinders your ability to function properly in society, lead a normal and fullfilling life, attract a partner etc.
Typically men are affected more severely by this than woman (according to statistics)
Person 1: ... but how come you never dated
Person 2: I can't, I'm an incel, stuck forever inside my genetic prison
Person 2: I can't, I'm an incel, stuck forever inside my genetic prison
by Scythian_Albanian August 06, 2020