Prison Macaroni

The act of an Italian man fucking you in the ass while in prison.

In jail, my main form of lunch was Prison Macaroni named Luigi.

by NoFaceNoFlame July 23, 2019

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pandora prison

When you're stuck listening to crappy songs on pandora because you can't skip any more for the hour.

Damn now I have to listen to Justin Bieber's bitch ass cuz I skipped too many songs...I'm in pandora prison...

by ObsidianHateShinobiKillsAll April 29, 2012

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Prison Dump

Flushing the toilet the moment your log hits water. This is especially courteous if you plan to loiter on the pot for an extended time post-deposit. In prison, you would likely become “the belle of the ball” if you had the gall to spread your stink. Never roost upon your waste.

Person 1 - “bro you were in there for a while, is it safe?”

Person 2 - “oh yeah man I had a prison dump. Played candy crush for 20 minutes”

by Pardig September 06, 2021

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Flesh Prison

the first boss of the ULTRAKILL level P-1: SOUL SURVIVOR, the second being Minos Prime

cool, i fought Flesh Prison, now i need to fight Minos Prime

by podemb October 03, 2023

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Genetic Prison

When your failures in life are attributed to something other than your bad decisions/choices.
Something inherent, something that you are born with that hinders your ability to function properly in society, lead a normal and fullfilling life, attract a partner etc.
Typically men are affected more severely by this than woman (according to statistics)

Person 1: ... but how come you never dated
Person 2: I can't, I'm an incel, stuck forever inside my genetic prison

by Scythian_Albanian August 06, 2020

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