Pony Pisser

The act or art of bull shitting someone. Lying to someone for your own personal gratification.

Did you hear Jim braggin' about his latest exploits, he's such a Pony Pisser.

by sitlab December 8, 2009

grease pony

A slur typically used against natural red haired individuals with long hair, typically male.

Person 1: I love Megadeth but it’s no wonder Metallica kicked Dave Mustaine out!

Person 2: Exactly! You can never trust a Grease Pony

by Nicktendo69Lmao October 11, 2022

Click Pony

People that can't help but be manipulated by social media. People that run with social media tricks. Like a Show Pony.

I don't care if you hear Yanny or Laurel. Quit being a Click Pony!

by jgbauer June 6, 2018

pony dunked

When you are gang raped by a pack of horny urban preeteen boys

Tell you didnt get pony dunked on you way home from work dad

by Swissenchalada December 1, 2016

Penis Pony

1. A man with erectile dysfunction

2. Someone who slightly pisses you off

"Giv me mod" "no" "u penis pony"

by Exsiq March 22, 2022

Pony dance

The pony dance refers to sex between small people.

The name pony is given due to the size of the penis. Compared to a horse, it would be smaller. In most cases, this also counts for the vagina.

Further, the term dance, comes from the animalistic behaviour these people experience. As they get ready to mate, they must do the dance of foreplay.

Also a way to tell your children you are going to do the nastt, without actually telling them.

Kid: "mom can I sleep with you tonight?"
Mom: "Sorry son, your dad and I are going to do the pony dance. You can only do that with two."

"Have you ever done the pony dance?"
"Of course bro, I've done it with loads of people"

"With that tiny dick of yours, you won't be able to do anything other the pony dance"

by CookieHugs August 26, 2021

pepperoni pony

a fat pepperoni sized dick

hey bitch you can ride my pepperoni pony.
id love to

by Clorox the Bleach December 7, 2017