Definitions by b77
Talking Pony
Talking Pony by b77 March 30, 2015
Gonzo
The act of placing testicles over someones eyes and then placing tip of penis in the mouth. The act resembles the famous muppets character Gonzo.
Eckel-eptic
(1) To be so absent of common sense, to attempt the most common of tasks is a danger to yourself and all of those around you.
(2) To have a strong scent of pork.
(3) To be unfamiliar with the force of gravity entirely.
(4) To instantly combust when mixed with pure oxygen.
(5) To de-evolve.
(6) To have an uncontrollable urge to to throw feces.
(2) To have a strong scent of pork.
(3) To be unfamiliar with the force of gravity entirely.
(4) To instantly combust when mixed with pure oxygen.
(5) To de-evolve.
(6) To have an uncontrollable urge to to throw feces.
(1) Eckel-eptic subjects are aware of their condition, but when confronted about instances of severe eckel-epsia subjects respond with a blank open-mouth look while in what seems to be a brain-dead state (thought to be attempting to develope an acceptable reasoning for instance in question....no one really knows, process never completed).
Eckel-eptic by B77 September 18, 2012
Blumpkin Pie
(1) To perform oral sex on a female while she is defacating.
(2) To inadvertantly reveal a piece of information that is catastrophic to your status in your social circle; to inadvertantly open oneself up to ridicule.
(2) To inadvertantly reveal a piece of information that is catastrophic to your status in your social circle; to inadvertantly open oneself up to ridicule.
"Would you like to have some Blumpkin Pie" "No thank you, one slip of the tongue and I'm in deep shit!"
Blumpkin Pie by B77 September 17, 2012