pistol

1. one who constantly picks out chicks to eff.
2. a classy connoisseur of all necessities.

Damn, pistol just got taken into the girls' pool locker room!

by kevin gardner September 26, 2007

cheese pistol

Someone who is just so damn cheesy they can't stop the cheese shooting out of their mouth.

Who's that guy who hosts the mad mad world of sports?
Dunno but he's a fuckin cheese pistol

by kiwicito October 3, 2004

pistol whip

to smack a fellow with a slinging of a gun, or other projectile object, say, a crossbow

I pistol whipped the rival gang member before shooting him in the leg.

by Trick Daddy April 5, 2003

Pistorius

A person that is an alcoholic as well as a drug addict of which you never know if he/she is high or not.

person 1: Hi
person 2 in some weird voice: you have drugs?
person 1: Are you a Pistorius?
person 2: What's a Pistorius?
person 1: You are.
person 2: What am I?

by a person that likes pizza April 2, 2013

little pistol starter

a girl/woman who is a really good shot on the range... a girl you'd want on yo' side in a gunfight.... pronounced "lil' pissle stah-ta"

Little Pistol Starter, you so good shootin' that shotgun at the range girl... I'm callin' yo' ass if I ever get in a gunfight! Even if you DO live an hour away...

by DOCBlondie July 2, 2009

pistol

when 2 guys swing their dicks against each other during sex

the pistol position feels so good

by oak kamb August 18, 2021

The Pistol

When you grab your penis between your index finger and thumb at the base of your shaft, then have your balls between your index finger and middle finger thus making your cock and balls into an effective shooting device to unsuspectingly have your co-workers or friends look at your junk so you can call them a homo-meat gazer and give them 3 kicks in the ass.

Oh man yesterday at work right as Ronnie was coming to the stock room I totally gave him the pistol, what a fag!

by Jonny Poplocker July 3, 2009