story pirate

When some one who your not even talking to come in you and someone else's conversation and starts putting in their two sense.

Jai: Hey Shantelle, how was your date last night with James?

Shantelle: It was soo good, he took me to the CN Tower Restaurant, and the foood was amazinngg!

Story Pirate: I know ive been there before, the food is to die for!

(Jai+Shantelle)(Why is she in our conversation?)

by Juiiicy. December 14, 2009

Spicy Pirate

Eating hot sauce out of a hairy asshole

Jena gave Ethan a spicy pirate. She needs some milk

by FattttttJ August 4, 2019

Pirate Water

Water kept in a large glass bottle. When used correctly, it can reduce multiple trips to a sink or fountain. Great for social occasions because it looks fancy. Can be poured into smaller vessels or consumed right from bottle.

My friends and I shared a bottle of pirate water during a smoke session to prevent multiple trips to the kitchen.

by kiimosabe September 12, 2016

Pirate's Life

An underground term used amongst those who love the nomadic life of travel trailers, where they are free to live and love whom they choose without judgement from their fellow kin. Mostly all enjoy free love and swingers lifestyle and typically denoted by the Pirate symbol on vehicles or clothes they wear.

Look at that sticker of a pirate on the Airstream trailer parked outside that gay bar, that guy lives the Pirate's Life!!!

by Welchlin February 21, 2023

Pirate's Gold

Referring to a Female's Vagina

Hey big boy, you want some of this Pirate's Gold?

by lester the molester cocknballs March 15, 2009

Squinty Pirate

The face made after smoking large quantities of marijuana and turning on a light. Involves squinting one eye, and smiling slightly.

Ty: Hey Stephy, I'm going to turn on the light.
Stephy: Oh god! I'm a Squinty Pirate!

by TeeEffWhy June 4, 2008

Jungle Pirate

A highly offensive term used to describe a person of African decent. Jungle meaning a dark skinned person from the jungle and pirate meaning someone who steals. The term was common in the 1940s but didn’t pick back up until the mid 1980s.

That damn Jungle Pirate stole my bike!

by Rambo1782 December 31, 2022