pirate sandwich 

When a friend knocks out at a party, ejaculate on one of his eyes. When he wakes up, punch him on that eye. He'll wake up grumpy with a squint on one eye screaming "aaaaaarrrgggh!"

"Claudio knocked out first, so i gave that bitch a pirate sandwich"

pirate sandwich by the_villain_strykes May 4, 2009

pirate smoker 

one known to smoke the sausage on a regular basis. (see bryce s.)

bryce s. is certified as a professional pirate smoker

pirate smoker by phillip December 4, 2003

pirate facebook 

A translation of the regular facebook that makes all the text pirate-like

"Man check out this piece of shit pirate facebook!"

"Yeah honkey this is hard to understand"

pirate facebook by zerotohero March 14, 2009

pirate hooker 

1. A $10.00 drunken skeezer who has a bad snatch and a gash on her hip that will never heal properly.

2. Anyone one who has to put deodorant underneath her tits or needs to shower more than three times a day to stay fresh.

That stupid pirate hooker left skanky naked pictures of herself at my ex-husband's house and now they might end up on MySpace.

pirate hooker by Anonymous in EC April 29, 2006

Pirate of a Pirate

someone who pirate things from a pirate.

I just got a large collection of music, FUCK that Pirate of a Pirate stole my music files that I was going to upload @ the pirate bay, now that fucker gets all liked because he uploaded my music under his name.

Pirate of a Pirate by Juggalo-Rex April 27, 2009

pirate smoker 

bryce s.

bryce is such a pirate smoker.

pirate smoker by phillip December 4, 2003

pirate patch 

taking immense pleasure in releasing faeces onto a womans eye thus making it appear as a pirates patch.

ooo aaargh bitch ur a real pirate now!!

pirate patch by Shimone October 28, 2003