peckercide

Ending your public life or public career by sticking your pecker where everyone knows it doesn't belong; committing professional suicide via your pecker.

Jon Edwards committed political peckercide when he cheated on his dying wife during his run for the presidency.

by My favorite cousin March 22, 2009

pecker stains

ejaculation stains left on the mattress- or any surface- after a sexual experience

A junk yard salesman says "I'll take the frame, but I don't want your mattress- it probably has pecker stains all over it from you doing your girlfriend on it in the woods"

by tricky84845854 July 2, 2009

college packer

A high school classmate who always pretends to know more than the teacher while constantly asking irrational questions.

"Stop being a college packer, Rohan" -My classmates in Kagel

by RJDG-Fanatic May 14, 2016

Peckerneck

N. ADJ.

Jerk, Asshole, Weasle, A Slimy Bastard, Backstaber, Someone who likes to run thier mouth then hides behind someone else, laughing at you. That guy who will not leave your girlfriend alone eventhough you already whooped his bitch a$$.. Usually associates with dickheads..

"See that lil' Peckerneck over there??"

"Yeah, what about him?"

"He keeps runnin' his lil' fukin' mouth about how he wants to fuk my girlfriend."

"Wait till' bartime, then we'll get his a$$."

by Fallen December 6, 2003

pecker face

adj./noun A term used to in place of "dick head". A put down with more of an impact than dick head. Also pecker head.

You are such a damn pecker face, you ran over my dog!

by Jono December 13, 2003

Pecker Shot

The act of having a person get down on their knees, at the penile level, and having the receiver slurp up beer or alcohol while the cup or glass is being held by the giver close to his/her pecker. The act is often followed or proceeded by the giver playfully saying: "Pecker Shot!"

I asked everyone at the party if they wanted a pecker shot and only one guy accepted it!

by alpafi April 22, 2011

Mud Packer

An individual into scat play. One that perfers to eat a dirty ass and enjoys a little tangy ring juice. Akin to a cosmetic mud pack, a Mud Packer enjoys a little brown matter smeared upon the face.

Carl always enjoyed picking up the local meth whores for sex. They always offered him the dirty ass he enjoyed performing analingus on from going weeks without a bathing. His fetish as a Mud Packer were always satisfied.

by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2015