Phoebus

Utter moron who gives awful career advice

Wow that must be Phoebus

by randomname83 November 15, 2022

phoenix

okay this guy may seem like an absolute weirdo cause of his name, but trust me. mans on a whole other level. W dude when it comes to 1v1s in mind games. Beware phoenix is absolutely a wildcard. Absolute MENACE. man is single but has more friends that are girls than guys. 15+ girls in his dms. He will destroy anyone and is always one step ahead of you. Genius like. Secretly einstein.

person 1: yo have you heard of phoenix
person 2: yea mans a menace watch out he can solo.
person 1: oh crap hes here!
person 2: RUN!
phoenix: eh eh eh eh u dead

by Ihave8toes April 29, 2023

Angry phoenix

Downing a bottle of Pepto Busmoul on Friday after work. Then drinking rot gut and eating only extremely spicy food for all your meals. Then come Monday down a bottle of laxatives, and destroy the communal toilet while at work.

Charlie's plan for the weekend was to commit to pulling off the angry phoenix for monday!

by The Crackens ass September 15, 2016

guaquin phoenix

A curious baby or person who eats avocado for the first time with his fists in the air, mimicking a phoenix rising from the ashes.

Person 1: Check out that super cute baby over there eating avocado for the first time. He looks excited.

Person 2: He looks so excited, that little Guaquin Phoenix

by Not_Eric_1985 October 26, 2018

shit-phoenix

A person who survives being defamed by others and still comes out a winner in the end.

My ex husband tried his best to ruin me but I am a shit-phoenix!!

by Missy Burlington May 17, 2019

The Phoenix

When having sex use a flammable liquid as lube and midway through intercourse set it on fire

I was only doing the Phoenix officer, I didn’t mean to harm her

by Sticky fingers November 25, 2019

River Phoenix

River Phoenix was the most incredible person on this planet and still lives in some peoples hearts like mine. River wanted to save our planet and make the soil we stand on and th blue sky we live under more healthy and safe. River Phoenix was INCREDIBLY hot I mean he was most lily one of the hottest man who ever existed.

River Phoenix is hot. ⬅️TRUE INFORMATION

by Natalie Phoenix March 10, 2021