paged

To convey that you understand what another is saying, as in "are we on the same page?"

Teacher: "Class, does everyone understand the assignment?"
Class: "Yes, we're paged with that."

by Kristyanne Senske November 21, 2007

Paedlosopher

An expert in Paedophilia.

A master of the dark arts, knows the history of all paedos and techniques a go to man if you will

Terry was a genius, a real paedlosopher.

by Kinkygerbils October 20, 2014

Paedophobia

Someone with a fear of kids or dolls. Definitely/hopefully not a parent!

A: Shannon gets really weird around kids.
B: Yeah! She probably has a case of paedophobia.

by waldorfwww44 September 23, 2017

Sanjeev Patel

A brown man of Indian decent. Commonly referred to as Mr.Patel. Mr.Patel usually identifies as white, and loves wearing hoodies and masks.

Yo Sanjeev Patel go clean up your room

by TyroneTherapist January 14, 2022

Paedospeed.

When (usually) a car full of boys are driving along and they see a hot girl walking, they reduce the speed the car is travelling at, in order to get a better look at the girl. This is known as 'paedospeed'.

Even funnier if the girl is jb.

Girl: 'I was walking home from school the other day and a group of guys in a car beeped, and then dropped down to paedospeed. The one in the back looked desperate'.

XD

by KST18 May 6, 2009

paedophile

A drink involving a shot of Vodka with a Sour Patch Kid contained within. Down the whole mess in one gulp.

Preferably the vodka will be of the bottom shelf variety, such as Popov, and then filtered through a Brita filter numerous times.

I totally just downed like 30 paedophiles.

by Mike Schapiro December 28, 2005

Paedo Legs

When a woman's legs are in need of a shave.

I had to wear jeans today cause I've got really bad paedo legs.

by holly and georgia October 17, 2009