oyster stimming

1. Performing an extended act of cunnilingus because self satisfaction and feeling comfort from licking a soft smooth vagina.

2. Wanting to rub your face against a vagina for comfort. Similar to nestling your face against a teddy bear.

"Alesha's pussy is so soft I get lost oyster stimming on

her"

"Were you oyster stimming down there? It's been like 2 hours!"

"Sometimes I find myself oyster stimming on a girl but they never mind."

by anonymous January 19, 2025

Oyster

Something that is so cool you say “that’s so oyster”

Person 1 “ hey that person is so cool!”
Person 2 “ you mean that’s so oyster!”
Person 1 “oh yeah! That person is so oyster!!”

by Oyster luver June 18, 2025

Anal Oyster

The act of shoving your balls into someone's anus

We didn't have any anal beads handy, so I put my balls into her anus and gave her an Anal Oyster

by The danger ranger December 20, 2017

The Oklahoma oyster

The act of VIGOROUSLY digging in a women's HooHa for maraschino cherries

The doctor told my wife she lacked vitamins so I gave her the Oklahoma oyster

by The_crack_baby February 11, 2022

Oyster Shooter

When you cum into that pussy and it’s beading up on the bottom of those labia, looking like a pearl in an oyster on the half shell. Then she squat down over yo confused ass face and the moment it hits yo tongue she pressure washes pee down yo throat.

Oyster Shooter

“Bro I spent ten grand on some oyster shooters last night.” “What?!?! Where?!??”
“That red light district son”

by Daltronik February 11, 2025

Oyster Leather

The labia majora and other skin surrounding the vagina. Usually discolored and resembles an axe wound.

Guy 1: I was fucking Jonathan’s mom last night and her snatch was all flappy.
Guy 2: Sounds like she’s got some oyster leather!

by Spare change poontang May 15, 2018

Oyster Catcher

Ladies underwear

My dog keeps snatching up my Oyster Catchers and dragging them around the house. Its even worse that he likes the dirty Oyster Catchers the best! It’s so embarrassing when I find my dog has drug dirty oyster catches into the neighbors years.

by CrazyJ. September 9, 2020