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Get the Orgasm farmer mug.a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it
a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it
by sound of freedom March 15, 2021
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by yeehawgorl April 30, 2019
Get the National Orgasm Day mug.Ruined orgasm is when a broad slowly cock teases you to the point of orgasm and stops just before you cum leaving your cock throbbing. She does this over and over until your balls ache and you’re going insane for sexual relief, then when she is finally ready for the ruined orgasm. She brings you to the edge again only this time just as you are expecting the onset of a tremendously huge orgasm, your balls are tightening up, all she needs to do is stroke up and you’re Cumming!! Instead she lets go of your cock and you feel an unspeakable pain in your balls that only a man knows because at the point of orgasm instead of that last stroke up, she grabbed your balls and squeezes as hard as she possible can, totally stopping your orgasm, maybe leaving you dribbling a little cum, but either way your both sitting there watching your dick get soft as you’re left suffering from lack of release and with a severe case of blue balls!!!
True story:
Me: Last night this broad left me with a ruined orgasm.
Man did my balls ache afterwards!
Reed: What’s a ruined orgasm?
Me: Well, I thought I was get a long, slow handjob, bu the cockteaser kept stopping right before I came. Man my balls were aching, when finally when I thought I was finally going to cum, at the last second the broad seized my balls and squeezed hard!! I lost my hard-on and not a drop of sperm came out. My BLUE BALLS were aching. All because I wouldn’t go down on her.
Reed: Well, I’m sure that your used to blue balls, Jerk-Off!!!
This really happened, men beware!
Me: Last night this broad left me with a ruined orgasm.
Man did my balls ache afterwards!
Reed: What’s a ruined orgasm?
Me: Well, I thought I was get a long, slow handjob, bu the cockteaser kept stopping right before I came. Man my balls were aching, when finally when I thought I was finally going to cum, at the last second the broad seized my balls and squeezed hard!! I lost my hard-on and not a drop of sperm came out. My BLUE BALLS were aching. All because I wouldn’t go down on her.
Reed: Well, I’m sure that your used to blue balls, Jerk-Off!!!
This really happened, men beware!
by Mister Jack Fister September 20, 2008
Get the ruined orgasm mug.1. n. A mixed drink. Numerous recipes exist for an orgasm and its variants. Nearly all recipes involve mixing Bailey's Irish Cream with some other liqueur. Recipes also vary names: multiple orgasm, screaming orgasm, screaming multiple orgasm, mutual orgasm, chocolate orgasm, tropical orgasm, bleeding orgasm, orgasmic fantasy, black orgasm, dirty orgasm, kinky orgasm, more orgasms, screaming white orgasm, and of course the screaming multiple orgasm on the beach. Here's my favorite recipe:
Screaming Orgasm:
1 shot Bailey's Irish Cream
1 shot Malibu coconut rum
Pour liqueurs into cocktail shaker. Stir with cube ice. Strain liqueurs into a cocktail glass. Garnish with a marchino cherry. Can be additionally garnished with a condom if you're sufficiently tacky and disgusting.
All orgasm recipes are very tasty!
Screaming Orgasm:
1 shot Bailey's Irish Cream
1 shot Malibu coconut rum
Pour liqueurs into cocktail shaker. Stir with cube ice. Strain liqueurs into a cocktail glass. Garnish with a marchino cherry. Can be additionally garnished with a condom if you're sufficiently tacky and disgusting.
All orgasm recipes are very tasty!
by Dan Weyandt March 29, 2009
Get the Orgasm mug.Sarcastic way of saying that what you are told is absolute nonsense, unviable (not capable of succeeding, esp financially "the pit had proved economically unviable"), or unpractical.
by rperazag June 28, 2010
Get the I see dead people having orgasms mug.A body of imagined events, some real but mostly not, related to sexual release.
The fiction that explains how all men are the universe's greatest lovers ever, how all women are the best thing these men will ever have and how some brief few seconds in a life can consume so much energy and time trying to recreate a body spasm. Explains how 4" become 6", how dogs become beautiful and Darwinism.
The fiction that explains how all men are the universe's greatest lovers ever, how all women are the best thing these men will ever have and how some brief few seconds in a life can consume so much energy and time trying to recreate a body spasm. Explains how 4" become 6", how dogs become beautiful and Darwinism.
They both awoke at the same time out of the drunken stupor that had brought them together, mouths dry and pastey, blinking to clear pus filled eyes while one word burned like a 1 Watt light bulb from one hundred million light years away: Orgasmythology
by BandV August 29, 2006
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