Taking a Twit

Tweeting while taking a shit.

A phenomenon growing more and more popular with the amount of mobile twitter applications available.

Just don't let your mom catch you doing that nasty shit!

YOU: What are you doing?
ME: Just on the toilet Taking a Twit!
YOU: You are one nasty SOB!

by The Real Lobot January 7, 2011

Taking a L

When a person Looses, he is Taking an L. It is usually when you try to do something fun,or try to impress someone, but you fail. Also if you argue a point but it is proved wrong, you take an L. Or if something bad just happens to you u took an L.

Soulja boi was taking a L when he got robbed while livestreaming.

John: "Yo, did u get sarah last night"
Jake:" Nah, she rejected me"
John:"u walked in knowing you were taking a L "

by elaijackconnorIzzy January 8, 2017

take it in the shorts

taking it in the ass, financially.

His broker made a fuckton of shady investments, now he's going to take it in the shorts.

by andyfrank December 7, 2015

Take a piss

To 'take a piss' means 'to urinate'.

Man, let's stop at that gas station. I've really got to take a piss.

by Felix Tue Visiyu September 14, 2008

To take a shit

To give birth to a pinoy.

I took a shit the other day and when I flushed it, it said "weeeeeeeeeeew ^________^". (To take a shit)

by YTG123 January 23, 2011

taking the piss

To appear serious, but actually meaning the opposite - most of the time. Usually followed up by the 'piss taker' (the one who joked) revealing he/she was only joking.

'Hey did I ever tell you you're fucking pug ugly?'

'No you didn't and that hurt'

'I'm only taking the piss. You fucking filthy mongoloid.'

by Iwo July 10, 2007

Take a Midol

"Take a Midol" is a disparaging phrase said to a woman who is behaving in a bitchy and confrontational fashion, as women are know to do when experiencing the symptoms of PMS. Sometimes said by a male, the phrase is more powerful when uttered by a female toward another female, as a strong complaint about the woman's behavior and/or attitude. (Midol is a commonly used over-the-counter medication marketed to women for the symptoms of PMS.)

Woman to woman: What is wrong with you? Stop being so upset and take a Midol!

Man to woman: Honey, please! Take a Midol before we have another domestic violence event in this house trailer!

by Rook's Buddy June 3, 2010