I entered your momma at lunchtime
by onlyannieeee March 31, 2023

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by Clare Louise! October 16, 2008

by DroCity Girl July 12, 2017

one of the best momma’s you’ll have. an astonishing person who is caring and kind to all herchildren. constantly there and gives a helping hand. amazing at everything and is a beauty.
friend 1: woah, dude! is that your real mom?! she’s so cool!
me: nah, she’s my momma saj!
friend 2: where do i find one?!
me: nah, she’s my momma saj!
friend 2: where do i find one?!
by urwelcomesemaj May 19, 2018

by hehe_888 October 4, 2023

Yo momma-
used as a cool slang or a comeback when you don't know what to say. Or you can endlessly troll people.
used as a cool slang or a comeback when you don't know what to say. Or you can endlessly troll people.
Yo momma so fat, she went to kfc and said "can I have the one on the roof?"
Jonas: Hey Zach, what do you wanna do tonight?
Zach: yo momma
Jonas: stop
Zach: if you don't shut up ill do you instead
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
also you can do this:
Issac: yo momma so thicc she can't fit in you'r closet so she can hide when shes a lesbian.
Jonas: Hey Zach, what do you wanna do tonight?
Zach: yo momma
Jonas: stop
Zach: if you don't shut up ill do you instead
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
also you can do this:
Issac: yo momma so thicc she can't fit in you'r closet so she can hide when shes a lesbian.
by Lazyburrito7 ( xbox username ) June 19, 2020
