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Hold my dick

Phrase said to clergy when they try to molest you.
Priest: Hey, sweet boy. Wanna try something new?
Choir boy: Hold my dick, creep!
by armerlinsea April 17, 2022
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Came out of my dick

To come out of one's dick; To emerge from a period of isolation, filled with anti-social tendencies. (Not to be confused with the colloquial use, meaning to ejaculate from one's penis.)
Last month I was haunted by the experience of being a member of society but I came out of my dick and now I feel much better.
by John Whorrds January 23, 2023
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Hard as my dick when I see a naked chick

Just a random thing to say that somethings difficult
Me: *dies in game*
"Dammit. That's as hard as my dick when I see a naked chick!"
by Retard_Ryan March 15, 2023
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MY DICK

The Term or Phrase "MY DICK" is used to ploy others in a maundering way.
"AYE bruh these girls was talking bout you"

Who?

"MY Dick"
by NIGGAWORDS_3 March 25, 2019
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My dick

My dick is something that your mum sucks
by …? June 7, 2022
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to my dick

to my dick: like saying i don't like him but in a more disrespectful way.
M-"You know J?"
W-"Yea, J to my dick, he a bitch"
by theonlywes0 May 3, 2024
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ramp up my dick game

The act of being more of a dick. One may feel compelled to be more of a dick if it's insinuated he is weak, beta, or too polite given the social circumstances.

There is no sexual connotation. Literal dicks and literal ramps are not involved in ramping one's dick game.
I gotta ramp up my dick game for Camsteven because she's been whipping me.
by Cristo39 November 4, 2019
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