One nonce, one noose

A maxim which states the only appropriate way of deadling with paedophiles

Jim: We need to show sex offenders compassion Steve: No way. One nonce, one noose.

by peronasunlight September 20, 2021

nonce

Used as slang for 'paedophile' in the UK.

That old man Nebbercracker across the road is a right nonce.

by pineapple pizza hater October 9, 2021

Nonce

A dirty filthy wanker who diddles kids.
Should not be approached without the intention of beating up or restraining to be picked up by police.

Person 1: Hey, hey, hey! Why are you hurting him?
Massive Legend(s): He's a dirty nonce!

by empelon February 15, 2019

Nonce

You

You are a Total nonce

by Djdjdjhfjf November 23, 2021

Nonce

A man who will put you in the back of his ban and take you you to finish his plan.

Yo dem manz issa nonce ygm blud

by TheyCallMeYoungDaggerDickThats July 13, 2018

Nonce

A term used to describe the cools and most rad person in a Snapchat group chat. (People don’t call him “PHD choppa” for nothing)

Yo that kid who every one calls PS4 choppa is such a cool nonce

by GenoSmith123 September 26, 2019

nonce

a boy

a wanna kiss that nonce

by uheuphoria August 8, 2021