swamp net

when your internet is extremely slow

"SwampDuH got that swamp net today, he keep laggin' out the game"

by ninja420 September 8, 2023

Safety net

A significant other one can rely on difficult and challenging times.

You were my by safety net when all life wod fail.

by Sike200104 September 8, 2022

Your end of the net

This is basically the same as asking how things are going on someone's "end". This refers to their side of matters in terms of work, life, or entertainment. The difference between this new locational phrase and the original is that a net, unlike a rope, can be pulled from more than two sides. It may be a square net with four corners or even a circular net. It's often used when multiple people in a group chat or group call are talking about how their lives are going. In this case, it replaces "your end of the rope" or simple "you're end", which would both be used by two people talking to each other.

A group chat has eight members.
Person 1: Hi everyone! How's it going on your end of the net! I'm just watching some Youtube.
Person 2: Not much.
Person 3: Same here, Youtube.
Person 4: I'm dancing.
Person 5: I'm just watching some TV.
Person 6: I'm playing Fortnite.
Person 7: I'm eating out.
Person 8: I'm working out.

by arvinthsiva April 28, 2022

3th december-no gay e-net day

fuck ur friends in online as far as you want and nobody can say homo about it
i would sure like it 🤤...

Me: can i e-sex with u
friend: no im not a gay 7yr old american
Me: it 3th december its allowed to do it as far as u want even breaking the screen with ur dick without anyone saying homo
friend: oh fuck yeah i like this day lets do it!baby!!
3th december-no gay e-net day

by Iamdongo December 3, 2023

Omni Net

A voluntary botnet made for cyber war against Russia and for pen testers to use to test their website strength.

News: Russian Website Taken Down By Omni Net In Act Of War

by Thor Odinson The 3rd March 18, 2022

net-machines

www.net-machines.com
The prime of the internet, and a catalyst for eliteness and knowledge. Feared by many, abused by some, respected by all. Unrivalled in verbal engagement, and unbeatable in the same respect. Truly the cream of modern day ownage. See elite, leet, ownage, pimp.

This do0d from NM totally destroyed my pathetic ass on eplanet last night, while completely obliterating me verbally !

by www.net-machines.com May 28, 2003

Slip through any net

Meaning down below she's smooth and wet

"What was jess like"
"Oh she could slip through any net"

by MukeMikeCut August 20, 2017