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Negative Edge

A reverse masturbatory technique. Instead of masturbating and bringing yourself to the brink (edge) of orgasm, you simply *don't* masturbate--for months, years, decades, or even centuries... till your are on the verge of implosion, then you release all that pressure all at once on your victim. It often requires extensive training and superhuman dedication, but it's also able to inflict massive damages. Its excruciating training process has caused many backlashes, and it's now renounced by many humanitarian groups. The CIA, however, has allegedly weaponized this forbidden technique and utilized it in black ops. But they are likely not the only government agency that has incorporated such weapons. Rumors suggested that Navy SEALs didn't kill bin laden with a gun, but rather *something else*, namely, the Negative Edging.

Some nerds in the fighting game communities have misused this term to mean releasing of a "button" on some "joystick". while its definition does involve the act of releasing, and some of them may have used it as a sexual innuendo, this technique has been around longer for something far more sinister and evil, and definitely not for games and giggles.
correct: The target has been eliminated by the CIA spy using the negative edge.
incorrect: The player used negative edge to throw a fireball because the button is quieter upon being released than being pressed.
by anonymous February 8, 2024
mugGet the Negative Edgemug.

Negative Nonce

A person who likes children and also has a bad attitude and can be rude to her suspects.
Oh Hazel is such a negative nonce to Robert
by HazRob July 24, 2025
mugGet the Negative Noncemug.

negative infinity out of one infinitesimal

A ranking reserved for war crimes so bad, WWII Germany and Japan look like joke villains compared to the masterminds behind such atrocities.
"'Cuties' and the 'Hype House'. Films/series that are so bad they have the dishonor of being ranked as a negative infinity out of one infinitesimal. Did Netflix create these as actual entertainment or instruments of torture?"
by Silicosis9324 May 9, 2023
mugGet the negative infinity out of one infinitesimalmug.

Negative two

The expulsion of fecal material into the partner’s rectum following significant anal dilation secondary to penetrative intercourse
did you hear about the negative two Ben gave his girlfriend? She was coughing up poop for a week
by Hizam555 August 29, 2025
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Negative Scott

An online man with Munchausen syndrome who does not work for a living. He sleeps too much and is never there when it is important. Everything that a Negative Scott says is subterfuge. Do not give a Negative Scott titties as he will not know what to do with them.
Bummer, you are turning into a Negative Scott!
by KudoRuKia December 6, 2023
mugGet the Negative Scottmug.

Negative Town

When someone chooses to be a downer or damper on a possible fun activity in the near future.
Oh please don't take a turn to negative town...
by The Wedding Crasher April 29, 2011
mugGet the Negative Townmug.

haru negs

a factual statement repeated by the world's smartest man
by theknownallbeall August 9, 2025
mugGet the haru negsmug.

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