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Myspace is a pathetic excuse for a hang out place. People go on, try to make as many "friends" as possible, and yeah, as said, ultimately tries to get as many as they can. 90% of the people they have listed they did not already know in real life, and they will end up meeting probably 1 or 2 of them.
Freak#1: "I have 789 friends on Myspace."
Freak#2: Have you met anyone of them?
Freak#1: Meet them? I never even talk to them.
myspace by Jimmy March 3, 2005
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A blog,"a place for friends",a site where you can put a bunch of random information about yourself. A site for the scene kids to put up pictures of them because they feel the need to be commented, ALWAYS. So they post 100 bulletins saying to comment their pictures and will not stop until you do so. Also known as "Scenespace"
"Hey did you see my rad new pictures on Myspace?<3"
"No..."
"WHAT THE HELL GO COMMENT ON THEM RIGHT NOW YOU LITTLE BITCH <3"
myspace by brownie<3 January 4, 2005

Myspace Party 

The time durring a LAN Party in which people get bored of the games and log onto Myspace. Often followed by random comments and runs at the remaining food. Can also occur from people not having the game or having crappy computers.
"Dude, we've been playing CS:Source for like 5 hours, its time for a Myspace Party!"
Myspace Party by Xantitide September 9, 2008

myspace whore 

a dude or chick on myspace that have 1k-1gizzilionk of friends and all they do is be popular on myspace to strangers that they don't know.
that myspace whore has the angles, in too many of her pictures...
myspace whore by Duhast November 28, 2006
A place where nothing works and everything is down 99% of the time created by a faggot named Tom Anderson.
Ex. This myspace profile is undergoing routine maintenance. We apologize for the inconvenience!
myspace by Breannah July 24, 2006

myspace boyfriend

A Boyfriend you only 'date' on myspace.
Friend 1: 'Where's Your Boyfriend live?'
Friend 2: 'In Georgia.'
Friend 1: 'Geez, We Live In California!'
Friend 2: 'I know he's my myspace boyfriend!'

Friend 1: 'Loser'
A place where people show off their popularity by competing for the most friends while posting pictures of themselves being emo, Xcore, almost naked,or gangsta. May also post pictures of themselves making out with another person or being strange with friends...or with themselves.
#1
Girl: OMG I have soooo many friends on myspace!
Guy: OMG So do I!!!

#2
OMG CHECK OUT MY NEW XCORE EMO PICS OR ILL KILL YOU!

#3
comment comment!! k thanx!!!
Myspace by Malistar August 23, 2005