scene mullet

short hair on top, like a bob er wutever, and its like poofed upp. with uh.. like.. long side bangs and long hair on back and sides... i sorta have one.. but not the greatest in the worldd

dick=look at that girls mullet
tracy=its a scene mullet
dick=oh

by OhMyGushRAWR September 11, 2007

reverse mullet

A ridiculous looking hairstyle sported by douche-drinking cock-hounds, otherwise known as emos or scenesters. People who have a reverse mullet are great to beat up because they can't see out of one of thier eyes due to the hair covering it, and they are usually 90-pound douches. also, feel free to make fun of reverse-mullet wearing men, because they also wear makeup.

"Liam is such a fucking queer, his reverse mullet makes him look like an ass-hound. Die bitch, die."

by Evan Amabile May 18, 2006

girl with mullet

hottest, skiniest girl alive with the best haircut

josh loves the girl with the mullet

by Anonymous April 1, 2003

fashion mullet

When a person's outfit appears dressed up on top, but trends towards casual at the bottom. Make-up, well done hair, a nice top, jeans and sneakers would be a good example of a fashion mullet. Business on top, pleasure on the bottom.

I wanted to get dressed up, but heels are so uncomfortable I just wore sneakers, and ended up with a fashion mullet.

by mcmegs October 27, 2009

mullet over

A "mullet over" is the use of a mullet wig by someone who has had their head shaved and later regretted it.

This particular hairstyle is favoured because a "mullet" haircut resembles a kind of insane wig in any case. Thus the wig is assumed by the casual observer to be an actual mullet.

If a mullet wig is locally unavailable, a deceased animal such as a gopher or beaver may be draped over the shaven cranium as a substitute.

Josh: Wow, you look crazy!
Ger: Yeah, I passed out at a party last night and my friends shaved my head.
Josh: Ha! So what are you gonna do?
Ger: Well, I reckon I'll just - mullet over.

(Ger smiles at the camera and produces a "Fruit of the Loomis"-brand mullet wig.)

by Pipe Downn October 22, 2011

Mullet Mart

Synonym for Wal Mart; Mullets are usually easily at most Wal Marts.

For up and coming mullet hunters, Mullet Mart is a good place to observe the ellusive, yet deadly mullet.

by Le Grande Salaud April 1, 2006

Cut that mullet

get a haircut

Cut that mullet you fucking tree-hugging hippy

by |PuNKaSS| March 30, 2003