Muff Mites

Meaning an unwanted parasitic insect sometimes naked to the human eye. I.e. Crabs.

John went to Mary's house and left when he found out she had muff mites

by keeponrockin99 February 7, 2009

Muff Puddler

A teenage adolecent male who ponders on vagina day in day out. He tries to spank himself into submission like a dog in the face of Ceaser Milan, but none of these thousands upon thousands of orgasms will sefice for the vagina the virgin craves. Many times in this increasing bone tome he will have such an outstanding amount of wet dreams that he will drown himself in his own spunk.

Ever since Hogarth saw Fanny's snatch he was doomed to the life of a muff puddler, semening on whatever he finds.

by Bone Hane June 15, 2010

Muff Muzzle

When a guy is eating out a girl the pubic hair gets stuck in his braces.

I got "Muff Muzzled" last night.

by Muff Master Alex January 16, 2012

Muff Duster

The pubic hair that gets stuck to your upper lip after preforming oral sex on a woman with a hairy muff.

"I heard that Mike got a Muff Duster after eating out Teresa"

by Ehdersicboi January 11, 2013

muff bumper

A term to describe lesbians.

I saw two women holding hands as they walked down the street and thought, "they must be muff bumpers."

by Jooba Jooba November 3, 2019

muff paddling

Inserting your fingers into a girl's vagina and moving them around swiftly, in a paddling motion.

"Dude, how far did you get with that girl last night? Did you go muff paddling?"

by Fratty Dan April 27, 2006

[Muff Assassins]

The hardest gang in the Jefferson City,MO area. They be fuckin them bitches so hard that they kill or "assassinate" the muff. This gang ain't nuttin to fuck with if you find yourself in Missouri. The Muff Assassins are a sect of the bloods and participate in various crimes and substance abuse activities.They in particularly enjoy Meth, Beating Women, Mini-Kegs, and Natural Light.

I was in JC and got jumped by the Muff Assassins while trying to buy some meth from them. They then proceeded to throw shit at me and tell me I had "Perty Lips."

by Butters - Muff Assassin March 14, 2009