When you take a shit on the floor then instead of wiping, you scoot across the floor leaving streaks.
by Mr.Unknown89 May 12, 2019
After her last diving lesson my girlfriend decided she wanted to take on the infamous muddy scuba diver
by Slim068724 February 15, 2010
by Long Dong Salam December 20, 2009
Similar to an alaskan pipeline, this move is when you start with anal, get some shit on the top of your dick, and stick it into the woman’s vagina.
Guy 1: “Dude Taylor let me give her a Muddy Pink Jammer last night, it was amazing, except there was a lot of shit on my dick. like golly there was poopy everywhere!”
Guy 2: “who the fuck are you?”
Guy 2: “who the fuck are you?”
by Slappdat May 28, 2018
by Majio June 16, 2011
What a gut-stick occasionally resembles after using the back door, due to the horrifying debris deposited upon it. Boots worn in the pouring rain, such as those sported by John Terry when he's slicing penalties wide and bawling his eyes out, tend to become caked in mud. So do men's members when they've been upto the apricots in shit.
Upon withdrawal his triumphant smirk faded in a heart-beat, realising as he did that his giggling stick was spattered with more filth than a pair of muddy boots.
by Dr Terry Terry May 22, 2008
When ur fuckin a girl doggy style & u insert both of ur index fingers in ur own ass then u rub ur shitty fingers on her nipples
by Bb&ek July 08, 2010