Midday Diddle

When in the middle of the day you want to take a couple hours between just you and your computer... or imagination, and diddle youself. Middle of the day, diddle away.

Johnnie was late to his class, because he got caught up in his midday diddle.

by Oscar VVilde March 7, 2012

muda fuda

basically a slang for motherfucker

donald trump is a muda fuda

by beckywithdgudhur May 14, 2016

mudd clamming

When your girls ass so fine you don't mind eating her pussy from behind knowing your nose will be directly in her shitter...

Man, after "mudd clamming" her pussy , I had to wipe the shit off my nose...

by JohnsonSwellz May 29, 2016

Mudcatting

When a man deficates in a womans vagina and she stands up and poops it out on the mans chest.

We are going mudcatting tonight.

by Ct February 2, 2017

Mudded Up

To Cover Oneself in One’s own feces, as if to hide from predator Aliens, to avoid or end contact with other people. Usually a cry for help after creating a 2 and a half hour podcast about Twilight: New Moon.

Adam was tired of Dave so he Mudded Up to avoid speaking with him any further.

by Dsmbfree June 10, 2020

mudabbir

mudabbir is a lund

mudabbir and holesale business

by zaibbiii November 24, 2021

Maddalin

Maddalin's are very unique. Although they are lesbians, they love to deny it. Maddalin, also known as a Mandarin, is known to be a great feminist supporter. Many voice audios of hers get recorded and saved. Maddalin's are very socially awkward. Once you meet them, you can never getaway. Maddalin's are known to be extremely autistic, but if they find something amusing they can be beastly at it.

Boy #1: "Did you see that Maddalin?"
Boy#2: "Yes! She was looking at that girl's ass"
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Boy#1: "Did you see that video of Maddalin throwing a slime ball on her ceiling?"
Boy#2: "Ye she's extremely autistic"

by ItsKingsFault January 2, 2022