martha moment

When you are about to kill someone and they inadvertently stop you by mentioning the name of your mother causing you a complete breakdown and to lose the fight

Alan: I can’t believe Batman didn’t kill Superman just because their moms happen to have the same name.

Sam: Yeah dude he totally had a Martha Moment.

by ImShedding May 15, 2021

Martez

Martez is a nigga that’s the goat and can fuck any bitch

Ay”This dude is a goat nd a Martez

Ay gang I feel like a Martez rn goated asl

by Derrick devone November 24, 2021

Martha

Martha is a beautiful gorgeous blonde girl usually having a bunch of tattoos. Very petite and very kind and loving. A Martha will help you if you are ever in need and is very giving!! A Martha try’s very hard and never gives up. Totally a strong and very smart person with a great personality and lovely voice . She loves her family and her close friends. Martha has a huge heart and is loved by anyone that really gets to know her. Always up for a night out on the town but also loves to stay in and chill. Martha’s are hard workers and like to gamble. Martha’s also like Diamonds , Louis Vuitton and grilled cheese! 🤗

Hey see that girl over there at the casino slot she is Martha !!

Yeah she is so hot and has great taste and a great personality for sure!!

by ♦️Royalflush♦️ December 20, 2021

Martha

Narrator, Martha
Martha was an average dog
She went- Woof!
And- Woof!
And- Grrr!
When she ate some alphabet soup, then what happened was bizarre

Scientist
On the way to Martha's stomach, the letters lost their way. They traveled to her brain and now-

Narrator, Martha
She's got a lot to say!
Now, she speaks
How now, brown cow
Martha speaks
Yeah, she speaks and speaks and speaks and speaks and speaks

Narrator, Martha
What's a caboose? When are we eating again?
Martha speaks
Hey, Joe. Whaddaya know?
(My name's not Joe...)
She's not always right but still, that Martha speaks
Hi there

Narrator, Martha
She's got a voice, she's ready to shout. Martha will tell you what it's all about
Sometimes wrong but seldom in doubt, Martha will tell you what it's all about
That dog's unique
Testing, one two
Hear her speak. Martha speaks and speaks and speaks and speaks and
Communicates, enumerates, elucidates, exaggerates, indicates, and explicates, bloviates and overstates, and (pants) Hyperventilates
Martha
To reiterate, Martha speaks!

Martha was an average dog
She went- (random sound)
And- (random sound)
And- (random sound)

by kaistudio February 14, 2022

Märtafjärta Olsson

helo babagurl i know you want to know who Märta really is, so i will tell you. Märta has avhugget hair and she is a very lovely person, she loves wolfis (but only on fridays). Märta is usually called "my little powderpuff girl", märta fjärta, märtis, hovatönten and last but not least magiska märta. Märta is probably always a singer or if you want you can call her Soy Luna. She is a pretty girl that can sometimes look like sid from ice age. Märta is really the best. Ayyyyyy southtoboy tell yooo womawomawoma vaaa. If you want to be in love with Märta you can add her on snapchat, its probably always Märtaolsson1, she speciellt likes hockeygrabbs. being defined

BEing defined as
Person 1: omg is that Soy Luna?!
Person 2: No no no, its just Märtafjärta Olsson
Person 1: ahhh yerusalem mom.
Person 2: ok.

by Hannaking1337 March 17, 2023

Wal-Mart Spinners

Whenever you stop at a stop sign, and have to get out and spin all the spinners yourself. By the time you're done with the fourth one, the first one had already stopped spinning.

You see Bobby's new Wal-Mart spinners yet?

Nah

Good because I watched him get his ass out of the car and spin the fuckers himself..

by L3fty_` March 2, 2011

Wal*mart Picker

A walmart picker is a person who sits outside of walmart and picks through there trash, or precisely any trash looking for their dinner.

I was chilling one day when I saw a Wal*Mart Picker picking out of the local dumpster. Dude,it was disgusting!

by Iyeesha April 20, 2011