mouse pillow

A colloquial for 'Tampon'

I wish you women would bring 'mouse pillows' when you're on the rag.

by Mousy December 7, 2006

Mouse-brained

1. A fool, coward,
2. Pure stupidity. Lacking EVERYTHING.
3. Synonym- Icy.
4. A slang word for idiot
5. RETARDATION.

Lindsay- NOB!!!!
Cassidy- Wtf? Whats a nob?
Lindsay- uhhhhhh i meant-
Cassidy- No, your Mouse-brained, you been hanging around icy too much!

by Catkitty0517 October 23, 2011

Mouse rage

When your computer freezes so you click every possible spot on the screen and bash your mouse against hard surfaces.

Guy 1: WTF DAMMIT WORK!! FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- *clicks everywhere and smashes mouse*

Guy 2: Mouse rage, bro?

by Very Big Muffin March 12, 2011

Mouse on a harley.

A rough sounding fart that you make while sitting on a leather seat.

"Is someone using a jackhammer?"

"No, it was a mouse on a Harley."

by impasta_pasta October 21, 2014

ass mouse

VERB: To persist in frequent and demanding follow-up, as frequently with software project management, and in such a way as to create acute and gnawing pain in the ass. Not as insistent as badgering.

I will ass mouse you until you can't take it any more and do what you said you were going to do.

by leschaps June 15, 2009

pocket mouse

Small penis.

"Oh, he was hot until I realized he was packing a pocket mouse"

by Happytreehugger April 9, 2016

Minge mouse

When a woman slips her finger in whilst being fucked, in order to make her vagina feel tighter.

She was pretty loose, but then her pussy got tighter. She minge moused me

by ToxicTwin June 4, 2011