3 definitions by Big Boss Whitey

Ugly Cassanova

1. A very clever oxymoron

2. A band headed by Modest Mouse's Isaac Brock that is even better than Modest Mouse. The band also has a rather intresting backstory. Look it up.

Have you heard of that band Ugly Cassanova?

No, no I haven't

Well, they are awesome

by Big Boss Whitey June 29, 2005

Trigger Happy T.V.

A show similar to, but much better than, Jackass. Dom Jolly is the man.

HELLO?! YEAH I'M IN THE MOVIES! NO, ITS RUBBISH, ABSOLUTELY RUBBISH!

by Big Boss Whitey June 29, 2005

Modest Mouse

1. A great band led by Isaac Brock. Brock also did Ugly Cassanova. Though they have many many great songs, some dumbass people have described them as emo - which is COMPLETELY false and retarded. I am afraid, too, that they will be considered a one-hit-wonder in the future because their only hit has so far been Float On.

Hey, have you heard of Modest Mouse?

Yeah, they did Float On, right?

You go to hell. *puches buddy in face, then groin*

by Big Boss Whitey June 29, 2005