mannotion

An idea or notion that only a man would have and believe is credible.

He thinks it's a good idea to streak during a football game? That's such a mannotion.

by Amandabug November 10, 2006

Mondorus

Big, huge, large

A big bong rip, or Jake's penis is Mondorus

by Hookahh November 19, 2009

Mondogamous

Adjective. Refers to someone who likes a particular dog, but has no affection for dogs in general. Often applies to a recovering cat person.

"Of course I love Sugar; but you can forget about bringing another dog in here. I am strictly mondogamous."

by Davedsmia January 24, 2010

mondo-lame

Used to describe something that is so lame that the describer himself must absorb an amount of lameness in order to provide an adequate description.

A - "So, the other day, I was surfing the internet and needed a soda. On the way to the fridge across the hall, I got tired and had to sit down."

B - "What? Seriously? It's, like, - "

A - "Five metres away, I know."

B - "Dude, sorry but that is mondo-lame."

A - "Mondo-lame? That's a stupid expression."

B (pouting) - "Agreed."

by auriphiliac3 April 8, 2010

Mongolian Baptism

When a woman squirts all over your face.

My wife gave me the ol' Mongolian Baptism last night.

by tawnyammm January 2, 2014

mongolian oreo

Lard sausage between two slices of head cheese.

Just Mongolian food. What were you expecting?

"Hey man my grandmother made me a few Mongolian Oreos do you want one?"
"Only if you have fermented mare's milk to wash it down."

by RallyRogers November 10, 2014

Minnowsplash

1. Meme Lord of the century
2. A jumping fish
3. A jittery friend

1. Person1: "Man your such a Minnowsplash" Person2: "Why thank you, you'll shall also be a Minnowsplash"
2. Person1: "Whoa look at that Minnowsplash!" Person2: "It's jumping so high!"
3. Person1: *Jumps at a breaking twig* Person2: "You're such a Minnowsplash man!"

by Pepper_The_Hipster May 11, 2016