snugg monkey

a person who's body you can't get close enough to your own to satisfy. you hugg and snugg, it feels so perfect. you know that this is the person that completes the puzzle. someone you could definitely spend the rest of your life with. adam.

I can't wait to get home to my Snugg Monkey.

by tush February 8, 2005

trained monkey

someone whose job is so easy a trained monkey could do it just as well

An example of a trained monkey would be; having to push a button on cue

by trained monkey January 2, 2008

monkey bread

Sweet food made from baking pieces of biscuits after covering them with cinnamon/sugar mix and then baked iin a bunt pan.

"I even made you a plate, soul food, know how Granny do it
Monkey bread on the side, know how the family do it" - Kanye West

by MHeath August 13, 2005

Duck Monkey

A being of infinite jest, better known for preying upon the souls of unexpecting occupants of a haunted house.

"Duck Monkey, why must you kill?"

by Matt Mousseau May 28, 2006

Monkey Ass

A stubborn child, esp. one that exhibits monkey-like traits (e.g. small, agile, and wild)

Get cho monkey ass off the computer and do your homework.

by stop it loser March 3, 2009

jesus christ monkey balls

term used by officer harris of south park

jesus christ monkey balls that man isnt black, i cant believe i almost framed an innocent rich guy who isnt black!

by tj tomorrow March 7, 2007

jizz monkey

A jizz monkey is in fact a job description and refers to the poor unfortunate employed to clean up the inside of peep show/ sex show boothes, so as said employee wipes spunk from the walls he is a jizz monkey. I suppose it's like the equivalent of being a runner for television or something. Admittedly it is not a particularly desireable line of work, but I hear it pays well...

Bill: 'Has Bob got himself a job yet?'
Ben: 'Why yes Bill, he's working as a jizz monkey down in the red light district'
Bill: What? He gets paid to clean up spunk, that's just fucked up man.'
Ben: It's a dirty job, but some ones got to do it...'

by sickNtwisted October 5, 2006