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Mongolian Assrake

When giving a 'Rim Job' you use your top teeth to scrape the receiver's rectum.
Damn, last night i was getting a rimjob when that crazy bitch gave me a Mongolian Assrake!
by s0m3wh1t36uy June 21, 2011
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mongrill

a dirty mexican that can have lots of funn in the bed or a mexican that can hop borders madd good and that can get passed border patroll.
the mongrill hoped the border today wow he is good.
by Dano123 January 23, 2008
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Mongolia

If information I have found is right, 95 percent of Mongolians are alcoholics.
Mongolian : Lets Drink
Mongolian 2 : BEST IDEA EVER!
by Allaouise June 2, 2007
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Mongrel

"Man, I'm getting horny... I have a Mongrel!"
by Cheekylover July 29, 2009
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Mongoloid

Mongoloid

(Mon-GA-Lloyd)

- Loid

(Lloyd)

A Mongoloid is often described as a physically deformed person, preferably with a lower then usual mental capacity. Facial scars, visible tumors, missing limbs, over bites along with wardrobe are usually bonuses or signs that the person in question is, indeed, a Mongoloid. Mongoloid's abbreviated forms are usually more derogatory then the full word. "Loid" is an example.
Mongoloid -

"Wow, that dude sure is a mongoloid."

Loid (abbreviated) -
"CHRIST, LOOK AT THAT LOID OVER THERE!"
by Amber MacKenzie June 26, 2008
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Mongolian Carwash

When a man and a women are in a shower and the man is eating the girls pussy, she then cums all over him, thus the carwash.
Dude, last night, my girlfriend pulled a fast one on me a gave me Mongolian Carwash.
by Tha Cre-a-tor May 4, 2010
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Mongolian Banana Bread Sex Position

The non-sexual act of eating Mongolian banana bread while eating with Mongolian chopsticks. Note that you must be Mongolian to do this sexual position. If not, you must be of Iranian decent living in America while having sex and eating non-Mongolian banana bread with non-Mongolian chopsticks AND do something sexually related. ex: Masturbation, Blumpkin, Handjob, Blowjob, Dirty Smurf, Double Penetration, etc.

This is the ONLY sexual position that does not require sex at all. With the exception of being Persian while living in America, but the Persians MUST be doing something sexually.

Also take note that ONLY Mongolians from Mongolia or Persians that live in the United States are able to do this.
Me: Haha, Marshall just texted me saying that he's doing the Mongolian banana bread sex position.

Some other dude: But he's not Mongolian. He's a Persian living in America....

Me: Exactly....

Some other dude: Ohhhh...

Me and Some other dude: YAAAAAAAAAAAY! (Inside joke)
by Sir Eezoh September 16, 2010
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