smooches, not mooches

Variant of the once-popular "hugs, not drugs", this expression extols the virtues of giving someone semi-intimate affection as a "reward" or "payment" for physical/financial/material assistance or other favor that the person does for you, rather than just shamelessly begging to have said assistance given to you for free.

Tiffany didn't have gas-money for a ride to pick up a cartful of groceries at the supermarket, but she insisted on reimbursing me anyway with five minutes of warm-hearted lip-locks and gratitude-filled arms-wrapped-around shoulder-blade scrunchies after we got back to her house again --- she knows da value of a dollar and a friend's time/effort, and so she dedicatedly maintains a "smooches, not mooches" policy.

by QuacksO July 28, 2018

michee

Shortened name for a microphone

I'm going to pick up my michee and sing

by t2d2 January 6, 2008

Micheal Moore

makes a living off the misery and pain of others. a Douch Bag. A Pot Smoker. Pedofile.

miceal moore is a gay homo pedophile woh cnt speal woth a mothr

by ryan April 22, 2005

Michellinear Syndrome

an ache localized in the middle or inner ear that occurs after a lengthy or vigourous threesome. May be resolved by rubbing Peruvian balls over the irritated skin.

Heavens, that vigourous threesome I engaged in with EvelAlex and Skankalily last night plum wore me out - now I am showing symptoms of Michellinear Syndrome!

by Lily June 11, 2006

Micheal

The incorrectly spelled version of Michael

Random Guy : "Bruh, do you spell your name with the e first like "Micheal" or a first like "Michael"?
Michael: "Its ael, not eal"

by Luckyloki May 14, 2020

moocher

an individual who, during a halo game, watches a battle between two players in splitscreen play and then jumps in and attempts to slay the winning individual in the forementioned battle.

Wow connor, you are sucha moocher

by GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD January 23, 2008

Aaron Micheal

A terrible disease in witch you have the extreme urge to have anal, oral, nose, or ear sex with another male. Symtoms include having a shriviled, small penis, a limpy, puffy afro, and disturbing white-yellow sausey goo above/around your lips. The only cure is to kill yourself.

Guy 1: O-M-G he's such an Aaron Micheal.

Guy 2: He should just die!

by Anti-AM November 29, 2010