Mitchell

Mitchell is a good guy, kind and generous. Often wears shorts, even in winter. Mitchell is also a unit when measuring the combined pressure and gas volume of a fart.

* giant fart *

Guy 1 “damn, was that a fart”

Guy 2 “sure was, 28 Mitchell’s as well”

Guy 1 “nice”

by Hellrow November 21, 2019

Michellinear Syndrome

an ache localized in the middle or inner ear that occurs after a lengthy or vigourous threesome. May be resolved by rubbing Peruvian balls over the irritated skin.

Heavens, that vigourous threesome I engaged in with EvelAlex and Skankalily last night plum wore me out - now I am showing symptoms of Michellinear Syndrome!

by Lily June 11, 2006

Mitchell

A small dick fat fuck, he loves to suck mens dick in return for money. Portadown hit him hard

You are a Mitchell

by Dicmboymanfartgayshit June 7, 2018

Mitchell

Mitchell is the whitest person ever. Stays inside beating his meat because he’s a virgin. His mom is one of the biggest milfs ever.

Have you guys hear of Mitchell?
His moms a milf

by DennisDiaz December 19, 2018

mitchell

can also be refereed to as "Bitchell" or "bitch" instead of "mitch"

mitchell aka bitchell can be a self obsessed homo

by dudememes February 6, 2020

mitchell purdy

Mitchell Purdy is what's known as an ass. He is a disrespectful individual and is only polite to people who pay him with money and attention. Most commonly, a Mitchell is gay and prefers the company of the same sex rather then a females attention. Mr Tumble and Mitchell Purdy fit very well into the same sentence. Mitchell Purdy is in no way academic and has a disease.

Ugh you know that Mitchell Purdy boy, he's so gay!! He totally likes boys. That's why he's got butt aids!!!

by estoycachando June 6, 2018

devin mitchel

Term for fatass sex offender.

1.Hes such a Devin Mitchel.

by SuccTheDicc June 5, 2017