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Miss O'Muff

Miss O'Muff is the biggest bellend of biology teachers and gets stressed to easily. Lottie and amiee and kirsty love to terrorize her in science and make songs about her muff coz she wears massive bead necklaces and says that a shrew has a bigger surface area than an elephant. Wot a dick
"QUAIT a minute aimeeeeeeee and kirsteeeeeeee and lottieeeeeeee"
by Lottie February 3, 2005
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minson

Minson(pronounced Minn-Sinn/Minn-Sun) is a noun, used to attract someones attention or start a conversation. It is also an interjection, as it can be used as a form of expression. A cross between the words "son" and "man", turned into "minson" as manson sounds odd and reminds people of marylin manson.
1. hey minson, what time we hittin the bong?

2. fuck minson my girlfriend just shit the bed!!
by jsnob420 January 22, 2011
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Minson

The biggest dick youll ever meet and at times can be very gay. The reason for this is because he is gay. Hes is the biggest heterosexual you may know. And spends his time sucking dick as a hobby.
Oml hes such a minson
by Fourscore9 January 13, 2017
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Massoni

That girl is such a Massoni!
by Sally Sillyupsidedown December 7, 2009
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MissouriGypsy

The sound a penis makes as it enters a dog's anus.
Dude! Did you hear that MissouriGypsy when stuck my dick in rover's ass?
by Mongolongo June 16, 2010
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Missouri microphone

When you engage in anal sex with a lover, and go straight to oral sex with another.
Dude, I can't believe she sang into my Missouri microphone last night...
by Chilebeso October 22, 2015
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Missouri Muskrat

When during sex, the male slides his scrotum into his partner's anus and once the rectal muscles close the male will try to pop his genitals out. Like a muskrat pushing its head through a hole in the ground.
Eddie wanted to attempt a "Missouri Muskrat" with his girlfriend Janice.
by MrKumquats June 20, 2016
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