mickeymouse

To temporarily fix a problem. May be threoretical or tangible problem but is never a permenant fix to the problem

short term problem solving (aka. niggerrig)

I used duct tape to mickeymouse my broken vaccum cleaner.

ie. shoving all the clothes under ones bed to clean ones bedroom.

lieing in order to get someone off your back.

by diamondgirl453 September 27, 2010

Mikey

Huge penis, loves girls, ladies man. Every girl Lowkey wants him inside her.

Omg Mikey stop

by Really Vinnie to bug July 3, 2016

Mikey

Someone who loves hentai. A hentai version of a weaboo

That guy masturbates to anime he must be a Mikey

by Arosey June 10, 2018

Big Mikey

A person who mooches off everyone and still lives with his Mom. Can be found in any local bar asking for a free beer, shot, or ride home. Once he cleans you out he will move on to another person who can give him what he is too lazy to obtain himself. Will leave your couch dented, your fridge empty and your house messy. Loves to gossip more than any lady you have ever encountered. Will gossip about people he knows, people you know, or people that do not exist at all. Once he sucks you dry of all your information and money he will move on to the next leaving you wondering " why is there no gas in my car and what is that SMELL?? "

1) Sorry to be a Big Mikey but can I borrow some money?

2) "what happened to your house???"

"Big Mikey"

3) Man that girl lies so much! What a Big Mikey

by DorkyMeg September 29, 2011

Pull a Mikey

To go behind your best friend back to start dating his ex. Works best when the best friend has only just broken up with said ex. A Mikey will not mention anything to the best friend, he will simply start rooting the ex. This ends in the Mikey and the ex dating.

Person A: Did you hear about X and Y?

Person B: Yeah, way to Pull a Mikey on old Z.

Person A: Poor Z, he and Y had only just broken up.

by caedlahn May 30, 2010

Mickey D

Going to the toilet for a number two, taking a shit or having a pooh.
Described thus as the Mcdonald's(Mickey D) patties resemble an aesthetically pleasing turd.

I'm off for a Mickey D

by Amelia Jensen March 21, 2008

mikey welsh

The former bassist of Weezer.. Not too sure what happend though, becauase he's gone now. Perhaps it was drugs that caused him to blow off the 'Island in the Sun' video shoot.. Now they're stuck with that Scott guy who signed his name over Matt's and Mikey's on all the Weezer albums.

Mikey is greater than Scott but less than Matt.

by yogurt August 6, 2004