The Michael Jackson

To beat your meat while listening to the song "Beat It"

I got caught doing the Michael Jackson in the girls locker room

by The Destroyer Of Pussy October 6, 2015

Feckin Michael

A nosy neighbour who looks through his curtains and people call him "feckin Michael"

Guy- "oh look feckin Michael is looking through his window
Michael-👀

by Feck off Michael April 27, 2019

Reverse Michael Jackson

A Reverse Michael Jackson is when a white guy becomes black.

Hey look Napoleon did a Reverse Michael Jackson.

by xDeathx0 May 8, 2016

Michael Rosenbaum

Michael Rosenbaum is a wonderful male actor who plays Lex Luthor on the show Smallville, played Adam on the movie Sorority Boys, and does the voice over for The Flash on the Justice League. He was born July 11, 1972, in Oceanside, New York, USA. Nickname is Rosey. Middle name is Owen. He is exactly 6 feet tall. He graduated from Castle High in a city in Indiana. He comes back to Indiana every summer to participate in an annual wiffle ball tournament with old high school friends. Participates in many celebrity ice hockey and charity events. The charity he favors the most is the Ronald McDonald House. Has a great affinity for 80s Soft Rock. Athletic and outgoing, Rosenbaum is an avid hockey player and golfer. He is also a dedicated New York Rangers fan. In addition, he has a passion for music, and plays both acoustic and electric guitar. So far, he's had to dress as a girl in two movies.

Will be in- "Kickin It Old Skool" and "Gay Like Me".

Michael Rosenbaum was in- Justice League, Smallville, Teen Titans, an episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Jackie Chan Adventures, Cursed, Racing Stripes, Static Shock, Gladius, Bringing Down the House, Special, Poolhall Junkies, Sorority Boys, Rave Macbeth, Batman Beyond, Sweet November, The Zeta Project, Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker, an episode of The Wild Thornberrys, Eyeball Eddie, Zoe, Duncan, Jack & Jane, Urban Legend, The Day I ran Into All My Ex-Boyfriends, 1999, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, The Tom Show, and The Devil & and Angel.

by ScruffyKK June 1, 2006

The Michael Cera Rule

Michael Cera is an Actor that, in every movie follows these rules
1.) He's an awkward teenager
2.) He Finds a girl he likes, but she doesn't like him back
3.) I the end, Michael gets the girl, and has sex with her
Every Movie he's in, goes exactly like this

Movies that follow The Michael Cera Rule
Michael Cera in year one Awkward teen, friends with Jack Black, likes a girl, in his prehistoric time. she doesn't like him, but in the end, she does like him, and they have sex

Michael Cera in Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist is, again, an awkward teen. He meets Nora, who, at first, thinks he's a creep. Then, in the end they fall in love with each other, and have sex on a thousand dollar couch.

by kingmc23 August 5, 2010

Michael Jackson

The only guy who can walk into a 1920's brothel/gang hangout and get everyone dancing.

Michael Jackson's Smooth Criminal screamed badass.

by Ogg Vorbis July 27, 2010

Michael

Michael , he is the most sweet , generous and amazing guy you will ever meet. He is there when you are sad , and will make you smile like no one else has. He will make you laugh when you least expect it. He brings you joy , because just looking. At him gives you butterflies that will last a life time. Michael is very smart and know when someone is sad , but yet Michael can’t tell when you’ve fallen for him .... p.s. to the Michael reading this that girl you’ve been talking to you , who shares her saddest feeling even when it hurts her to tell you , she’s a keeper for life , she’s going to be there in thick or thin. Now is you’re time to take a leap of faith and put in everything for this girl , you may not know it but Michael she loves you

Michael; he is smart , and yet dumb when it comes to love ... but he will learn

by Michaellovesyou5230 October 28, 2018