McDonalds Military

Low rank overweight American Soldiers raised on burgers and videogames that think they are fighting for freedom, when all they are really doing is protecting American corporate interests.

Who's that tubby guy in camouflage?

That's Chuck

Why's he beating up that Arabic guy?

He's protecting the American way of life dude! Soldiers can't all be helping with peacekeeping. Somebody's just got to kick ass!

Oh, he's in the McDonalds Military. I thought he was a bit too fat to be important

by 9 - 5 pacifist June 11, 2012

Frugal-MCdougall

To Frugal-MCdougall is to be irrationally and preposterously frugal. The word is a complete description of the one and only MC. If you buy items from Focal Price you are undoubtedly Frugally-MCdougallish.

Ex: Man who wouldn't give up 2$ to buy a helpless blind man a walking stick.
Man who is unwilling to chip in a measly 5$ for weekly poker night.

Adj. "Stop being so Frugally-MCdougallish, you're embarrassing me!"
Verb. "Let's get Frugal-MCdougalling, we're headed to the pawn shop."
Noun. "That guy is so cheap, what a Frugal-MCdougall!"

by Italian Stallion & Charlie August 6, 2011

Jenna McDougall

Jenna Mcdougall is the lead singer of the Pop-Punk band Tonigh Alive. She has short, dark green hair with blue eyes and a nose ring on the right side. She lives in Sydney, Australia and attended an all girls school. She was born on June 01st 1992. She is 1.69m and is a vegetarian. She has a dog and her friend Amelia died when she was 16. She joined the band as they needed a singer to record a demo with and she needed people to play for her own demo. They then formed in 2008. She is one of the most beautiful and amazing people alive. She is kind, loveable, amazing and all for equality. If you don't think she is amazing you are lying to yourself.

Peasant: Jenna McDougall is so ugly, no wonder her band is unsuccesful.
Me: Bitch, they are most succesful than you. Honestly I hope the next time you get your period it's in a shark tank but even if it is you won't get attacked cuz they wouldn't want to get any diseases. Instead they'd jump out of the water just not to get any contact with you

by Purple Potatoes September 16, 2015

McDonough

An actual spawn of satan

Dude I hate McDonough, she is the worst

by ShinTheMin June 5, 2019

McDonalds

A symbol of US dominance and filth. Demonstrative of the idea that an advanced society can exist and thrive without producing goods and services that relate to or possess quality.

by radio August 7, 2003

McDonalds

Where the fatty arbuckles eat to get plumper from the ecoli infested beef.

I ate from fast food resturants, and I got diaherria for the whole winter-spring season.

by Chang Tan October 26, 2003

McDonalds

Super capitalist corporation that wasnts to kill you and your children with their special burgers of death.
Often uses toys to lure small children into McDonalds, once the children are in, they never leave. (Not literally.)
They still think, for some bizarre and unknown reason, that children still warm to clowns.

RONALD MCDONALD IS NOT NICE, HE WANTS TO CLOG YOUR ATERIES UP AND THEN SUCK YOUR BLOOD!

"I'm filing a lawsuit against McDonalds for making me fat."

No.....

You silly shit, you ate that shite. They never told you to eat it. (Although, they may have subliminal messaging somewhere. Watch out.)

by Toadstoolturd July 15, 2006